Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

Did Nathan really say this last night? 😱 Our strikers can't score past the worst keeper in the League, let alone the best. Although I guess if they did it would be an own goal???

It's going to be James Bree isn't it...? 😂 This forum and Twitter will be interesting places if it's not a striker!

How about Charley Alcaraz to the old Grzegorz Rasiak tune?

Always puts in a shift, a proper team player but surely the worst one on one finisher the Premier League has seen?

Maybe the new business model is for Saints to become 'scouting consultants'? "We find the players for YOU to buy..."

???? Would be impressed to lose out to someone else inside an hour ????

More Jackson news:

Let's hope Fabrizio knows again...?

At the time, I thought Antti Niemi was a pointless signing as Paul Jones was a solid enough keeper for us. Especially as the £2m could've been put to use elsewhere in the team at the time. Wind forward a few months and I decided maybe it wasn't best for me to concern myself with who'd make a good signing and who wouldn't...

Seems like Karsdorp might be the right-back we want, according to Sky. Saints recruitment reminds of the Bullseye category board: "Striker you wanted, right-back you've got..."

Apparently Villa won't let us have Ings back as payback for loaning them Bednarek. They're pretty pissed off and not even returning our phone calls any more...

You called???

If WIkipedia is right, Semenyo's strike record doesn't scream "prolific"?

Is that because Ralph has gone?

Bompey splashing the cash (although, as their owner now partly owns Lorient, part of it they can pay themselves?)

My son suggested resurrecting the Jay Rodriguez song for Mislav Orsic? Seemed to work, I guess.

Time to turn it round then, I guess? Before Wednesday, Pep hadn't lost a single domestic Cup quarter-final. Damn it, there I go again, making myself feel all optimistic before a game...

I bet the Wolves fans can't wait to see the first "TonicLikeLeminade" hashtag mentioned alongside their name...

Thought I read somewhere Jackson was out injured for 3 weeks...

Or maybe they're combining the light show with Orsic's unveiling in a groundbreaking player announcement event?!

If we did go for Michael Keane and he did sign for us, surely Everton wouldn't be looking to do a deal before we play them next week? The law of ex-players says he'd score against them (although, equally, The Saints Way suggests he'd score 4 own goals in a 4-0 Everton win...).

If it's true SR weren't at the ground last night, maybe they could hear the 'feedback' we gave at the end from wherever they were?

Saw this online which at least raised a smile after yesterday evening...

To be fair, it was better than the performance on the pitch afterwards...