Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

Simon Peach ‏@SimonPeach All quiet at #SaintsFC. Noises out of the club is that there will be no incoming players. A few could head out @PA_dugout Darn.

Play like we did 2nd half at Old Trafford and this is very winnable.

Boys did us proud. No shame in a 2-1 defeat at Old Trafford and the fact we had them under such pressure 2nd half was amazing. Keep this up Mo Po and you may turn out to be a bigger legend than your predecessor.

Rooney, Van Persie and Welbeck up front for united. Not sure who I want Jos to kick first. Tough decision.

Would be like a new signing. Maybe he could come to Saints every Jan 30th?

It'll be interesting to see whether that mo fo Mo Po gives us any clues in his post match comments about whether there will be any new faces arriving or familiar ones departing.

Same fella as MLT has mentioned by any chance? Or just wishful thinking?

You need to introduce some form of priority pm system. I'll go first just to test it out...

Spanish passport solves our usual work permit dilemma, I guess...

Can't say I've heard of him prior to Googling. Be careful Googling his club side: Colon. Not pretty.

A guess or know you something?

2 from Gazza, Jos & Boruc in a tremendously humourous way cos they're so tall.

Jos: and you're sure praying to the east will stop me scoring own goals...?

Our previous manager has a Liverpudlian accent too, which really helped the illusion too. Was this not thought about before he was asked to leave??

Week after week, 30,000 people sung their manager's name to show what a good job he was doing & that he should keep his job & that didn't work. So I doubt a campaign about our kit would be listened to!!

To the old Rasiak song: Na na na na na na, Morgan Schneiderlin, Schneiderlin, he's here to pay less tax... I'll get me coat....

What about singing his name to Brown Girl in the Ring. Morgan Schneiderlin tra la la la la... and repeat...

"They're sh1t. Where's their Johnstone's Paint Trophy replica???"

Wonder if we can tempt them into a Jonno Quick swap deal for Messi.

A next generation Ronnie Ekelund would be ideal. The new version contains a fix for back injuries.

Be interesting to see whether he gets any game time under Pochettino, when he's back from the ACON.

I've been told he's been brought in specifically to get the best out of Steve De Ridder.

He even had time to do a portrait of Chaplow. What a guy.

Rupert Lowe, Guy Askham, Mike Wilde or Nicola Cortese and why? Excluding Leon Crouch as he was fairly popular for the way he stepped in at a time of crisis. Just a lighthearted look at who we would pick, not looking to judge Cortese's actions today particularly.

If Pochettino has been keeping a recent eye on us & with Nige saying he knew nothing about a deal, is Forren MP's first signing????