Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

Done. Anyone else who has had to endure the genius that is Ken Dulieu is well worth my support.

I think we need to adapt his song for Sunday: Cortese whooooaa, Cortese whooooooaaa, his payoff will be large, if he doesn't stay in charge.... That'll warn them Liebherrs...

NC definitely. Who's gonna organise the banners for Sunday?

I'm told the final straw was the decision to let Tommy Forecast go. The Liebherr's are worried that letting such a decorated player go (3 promotions in as many years) shows our club in a really negative way and may harm our chances of bringing in top class talent this summer. They hold NC directly responsible for this, as he made the final decision to let Tommy go, and want more say in the decision making following this high profile blunder.

So he's an excellent player who's nothing special then?

Reading, I reckon...

Why, thank you! Check the avatar, the tache is still alive and well even now...

Or maybe there is more to this rumour, dating back to March, than we thought? http://www.caughtoffside.com/2013/03/24/chelsea-to-launch-7-5m-bid-to-sign-southampton-right-back-nathaniel-clyne/

Mine were through on the Friday of the same week they went on sale. Definitely worth a call to chase them up.

What a day! Forecast gone and now chances of safety massively improved. Marvellous.

Hopefully a win over Sunderland and all sorted then...

Never in any doubt...

Madness. Why are we releasing a potential future England goalie? My fave Forecast moment is when Lowe thought he'd got the better of a deal of £10 million + Tommy for Bale. Genius.

Although they massively need the points, I wonder whether any of the Wigan players will get "not going to injure myself before the Cup Final" syndrome tomorrow night? It would be greatly appreciated if they did...

So with Forest's season now over, can Poch now call on Billy's services or is it the case that because we didn't include him in our 25, we can't use now. Or does it depend on whether you've used up your full complement of 25 and can add others, if not? Could do with his poachers instinct at the mo, given our lack of goals in the last 4 games. Mayuka hasn't looked that likely IMO.

I think we'll get the point we need from either Sunderland or Stoke anyway but I can't see Wigan getting 8 points from their last 4 games to relegate us (hopefully not famous last words!) should we lose our last 3 and all the others climb above us. It'd be bizarre to see Newcastle go down, as this would mean that 3 former Saints managers would be relegated from the Prem in one season!

Not sure who for realistic but how about these caps for ultimate? http://www.saints.co.uk/

The 01271 number was a god send. Belated cheers to Warsash as he may have saved a birthday treat for my kids there!!!

Apparently McMenemy is still to decide between Wells and Katalinic. The young lads Wallace and Moran could feature & Keegan is fit again. We'll need to make sure we keep a good eye on Cunningham and the centre half stands up to Regis. Ah, the good old days...

I've had a suggestion from a Mr R Hodgson to add into the mix: Whatever happened to that Rickie Lambert chap who scored for Bristol Rvrs to put Southampton out of the cup on the telly? Disappeared after that. Shame weally, he looked good...

Would be good to go into 2 tough away games with a win. Wonder if Rickie will be fit, given he left the action early yesterday? Good chance of a win IMO.

Think MoPo mentioned it in his press conference posted on the OS but, yes, congrats Jose. Will we see the Bebeto celebration if he plays and scores today???

Sam Baldock. Going back to League 1 with Brizzle City. Glad we missed out there.

Shaleum Logan. Looked a great prospect at Tranmere on loan from Man City and I remember thinking he could do a job for us. He's at Brentford now, who are going well, but I thought he could've progressed more by now.

That team is so good it only needs 10 players!