Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

Not sure who for realistic but how about these caps for ultimate? http://www.saints.co.uk/

The 01271 number was a god send. Belated cheers to Warsash as he may have saved a birthday treat for my kids there!!!

Apparently McMenemy is still to decide between Wells and Katalinic. The young lads Wallace and Moran could feature & Keegan is fit again. We'll need to make sure we keep a good eye on Cunningham and the centre half stands up to Regis. Ah, the good old days...

I've had a suggestion from a Mr R Hodgson to add into the mix: Whatever happened to that Rickie Lambert chap who scored for Bristol Rvrs to put Southampton out of the cup on the telly? Disappeared after that. Shame weally, he looked good...

Would be good to go into 2 tough away games with a win. Wonder if Rickie will be fit, given he left the action early yesterday? Good chance of a win IMO.

Think MoPo mentioned it in his press conference posted on the OS but, yes, congrats Jose. Will we see the Bebeto celebration if he plays and scores today???

Sam Baldock. Going back to League 1 with Brizzle City. Glad we missed out there.

Shaleum Logan. Looked a great prospect at Tranmere on loan from Man City and I remember thinking he could do a job for us. He's at Brentford now, who are going well, but I thought he could've progressed more by now.

That team is so good it only needs 10 players!

Marvellous news, marvellously put...

Didn't this happen to Liverpool players a while back? Wonder if the same group have simply moved down the country? Utter t*ssers.. Or maybe it was Nathan Dyer getting the first blow in as Clyne will be robbing him of the ball for 90 mins next weekend.

Took 1 decent free kick which Lambert nearly turned in at the far post if I remember correctly... Has flattered to deceive most of the season but I have a feeling he'll suddenly just 'click' and not look back and we'll wonder why we doubted him. A bit like J-rod.

Looks like Swansea have even more cause to dislike him than us...

Interesting. I had noticed the amount of players coming out and saying how much they'd improved under Mo Po but thought it might just be an attempt to curry favour with the new boss.

How about: Artur Boruc, the holy goalie, Artur Boruc,the holy goalie, I hope the Chapel gets his, I hope the Chapel gets his, I hope the Chapel gets his, Message in a bottle, Message in a bottle...

Having a chat with a mate today and he said, since Fat Sam went to West Ham, he actually thought he might dislike them more than The Skates, which made me wonder if anyone else out there disliked a team more than our traditional rivals? I've always had a particular dislike for Arsenal but no more than Pompey.

Couldn't see one anywhere. I guess this will mainly hinge on our internationals returning injury free & hoping Shaw's knock is not too serious. Need to build on that excellent performance against Liverpool with another good one against Chelsea.

I love the way he goes up to each player before the game and makes sure they're ready. I presume he's saying something like 'don't try and I'll kill you'. Might be why Mayuka has disappeared off the face of the planet recently. Didn't try hard enough in training. Absolutely agree that we must sign him up. Best keeper since Niemi.

Agree he was brilliant today, pushing Jay for MoM in my view, but realistically not going to displace Cole or Baines at the mo (but maybe in a year or 2). Clyne & Lambo are more realistic options now IMO. And yes we need to sign Luke up at the 1st available opportunity.

With Roy Hodgson there today & having named his England squad this week, I'd be interested to know whether he still thinks Sturridge is better than Rickie. Or even Johnson better than Clyne. Brilliant performance & excellent result. Jay Rod fantastic in a team of great performances. Hope we can keep it up!

He's got a reverse Guly do Prado contract. He's not allowed to play 15 minutes or more in 85% of games.

You do remember we once appointed Steve Wigley?

Simple hypothetical question: do you think we would have more points now had we retained Adkins or has Poch secured more than Adders would've got? Not saying decision was right or wrong, what's done is done, just interested to see who others feel we'd have done better under. For me, I think Adkins.

Shouldn't that headline have said Andy's Crap rather than Andy scrap? Don't they proof read things any more before they publish articles?

Any chance we can put Poch on gardening leave and get Nigel back?