Chris cooper

P O postcode mush end of conversation!

Half a skate !

Have a day off starko!

MOTM against Real Madrid had modric and Kroos in both left and right pockets!

We haven’t got those types anymore.. it’s Been along time since we’ve seen a dogged Southampton turn in those type of performances… we were technically inept bar le tiss but made up for it in guts and determination.. lavia coming back is a big plus and will shore up the middle, but I fear for us up top .. we are toothless and if we don’t unearth a goalscoring machine in January .. I think it’s us or Leeds along with boscombe and forest !

And this is not even satire !

💯 percent correct!

Pretty obvious?? The man talks in Eastern European pigeon !!

Ralph … ‘ today wen never scored a goal this is because are Shizen !! But wot we wanted to play I must say not very Austrian automisnn in the moment.. I must say In the Moment.. we are very shit and then must go skiing in the alps for I miss zis !

We wouldn’t of scored if we played for a fucking month .. long journey home !! Ralph out !!!!!

Ralph picks moi cos of his against the ball work .. he’s the only attacking threat we have that is actually better at defending 😄one swallow doesn’t make a summer tho .. so give the edoize a start .. maybe go a goal up then game manage from there … bring on moi 2nd half who can then get up and down as a wing back in a more defensive shape .

Sangare and Gakpo would have catapulted us to top 10 maybe higher wouldn’t they ? They Link up so well .. still we got Diallo and che instead .. 👌🏻🤔

Yep wouldn’t be against it .. decent up n down dynamic right full back.

Hampshire live reporting we might be in for Djed Spence as Kwp and tino are long term injuries.

Never take Clapham route always Waterloo for hole in the wall and duke of wellington then on to London Bridge ..then train to Norwood junction.. the cherry tree outside station is called something else now tho .. good away day .. remember 10.000 saints descending on selhurst park in 99 vs Wimbledon .. ‘wen he gets the ball ⚽️ he takes the piss’ 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 great day ! Landed up in soho that night celebrating a 2-0 … Norwood junction was like walking through Southampton city centre that day.

Get rid of the 3 Amigos .. semmens ..Steele and hassenhuttle ..

It wasn’t bullshit .. block 35 wen they scored had about 15-20 fans in one area celebrating on the steps .. home fans kicked off .. nothing done .. loada arsenal turned up at the gate wearing shirts and was only told to cover up and then let in.. Go to a game and see instead of keyboarding on you’re armchair wanking over you’re shit match day streams .

Gakpo and Delap ?

Saying we don’t want or need experienced prem players at this club we need young quality .. ie (re sale value) at the fans forum ..people will argue we have the experience in the likes of Jwp etc .. he isn’t a captain and his game is suffering massively since Romeu left … semmens is a mediocre businessman with mediocre ambition! Get shot along with Ralph and let’s get someone in who really wants to take us foward .

Adam brown nose Blackmore is so far up the boards arse he occasionally sneaks out impressions of semmens Steele n Ralph in live commentary!

He’s gone

The Arsenal game Sunday at home is awash with gooners in the home sections yet again ! we need another meeting with Steele..no other club puts up with this.

Josh Starks

A villa fan running a saints phone in debate .. Think 🤔 about that for a minute. twatmore shouldn’t have this position as a journalist at saints where he can influence more drips into thinking Southampton are a non ambitious football club …who’s fans are arrogant as to want better football. Only at Southampton can we let this happen Ffs .. a villa fan telling saints fans wots best for their club .. Fuck his two bob slot he’s got on radio fucking Solent !! I for one won’t ever tune into him on that station ever again . Not that I need to anyway cos normally at games. sing the fat cunts name on Sunday and call the cunt out live so he can hear our disproval .. get out our club along with the bum bandits Ralph, semmens and Steele !! 😡

Why wouldn’t they ? It’s vs their direct rivals