Weston Super Saint

Diesel is £1.70 @ Morrisons in Weston S Mare.

They got the idea from the Mafia who utilised it to great effect when building big bridges 😜

At least we're consistent. The Brighton loss put them up to 7th. This one puts Fulham in 7th.

6.3578 to someone apparently.

Dead men don't pay tax.

To be fair, we've been OK at clearing out the deadwood. Our problem is that once we've done it, we replace it with more - although our new tactic looks like once we've done it, we bring it fucking back again!

Virgin media - and I haven't even had the services installed yet!

They're getting close to our level of shit-ness 😲

Except the shit ones due to the failure of the scouting process - no idea who manages them!

Or... It shows that NJ drilled and drilled his team at Luton to fine tune their skills, meaning their current form is mainly down to 'muscle memory'. They've been taught the system so well they don't even need the manager to perform well. We've got all this to look forward to but it will take months (if not years), so we need to be patient. One day, the team truly will be 'His'.

This is completely irrelevant - unless your friend lives in Ukraine which you seem to have omitted....

I think the author of the twitter post is a 'she' not a 'he'. But she does have a bit of form when it comes to trans hatred.... https://meaww.com/ashley-st-clair-anti-trans-children-book-elephants-are-not-birds-sick-gender-propaganda-543581

Months? Some teams (well, pretty much every other one than ours!) gets a 'new manager' bounce. We appoint managers that are that good they need 'months' that we don't have.

How is that actually highlighted by xG?

We were twice as good as them (at least) at giving away soft arsed goals and being generally shit. Our manager also had leggings on that were twice as pink as anything I've ever seen. n.b. no actual logarithms were used to reach these conclusions, just my very old, very pissed eyes!

He'll be fine as it won't be 'his' team. He'll get at least 3 transfer windows.

Doesn't make much sense but I think you are saying that those working for border force have hit their skill set ceiling and the reason why they can't be more efficient is because they are all too fucking stupid...

It's those menial tasks that instil the work ethic...

Absolute horseshit. How can a metric that states Bazuna would have exactly the same xG as Messi shooting against a one armed pissed 'keeper (assuming all other parameters are the same) be taken seriously?

Talk about narcissism! 20 hours had gone by, everyone had moved on, but Mr centre of attention had to dig up a post to make it all about him again....

Oh, is it, having a work ethic and get the job done attitude?

Art imitating life?

No

I don't believe xG even bothers to take into account opposition either. E.G. the xG of a shot from 18 yards taken by Nathan Tella against the best 'keeper in the world can be identical to the same shot taken by Messi against a one armed 'keeper who spent half time getting battered in the pub. I suspect even the people who peddle xG models know it's bullshit which is why they take penalties out when analysing a team's performance.

They can ask all the questions they like but the presumption is still 'innocent until proven guilty', which puts the onus on the PL to get their paperwork in order....