Weston Super Saint

My guess is April....

You need to get your work to pay for a private jet

I'm sensing you now catch the train to get to your new job?

I read somewhere that these morons get paid for the 'work' they do from donations to the cause. Surely that moves them from 'activist' status to 'professional vandalism'?

Being in the South West for over 10 years I had to look them up to..... Doesn't look like I'll be trying any time soon though as they haven't got past Bath yet!

I'll see your Harry Redknapp and raise you a Jamie Redknapp.

Quite. I noticed the lack of windows (even the fake ones are blacked out!). He really is a paranoid cunt, not sure why

'Faded glory' - like many hotels found along the coast!

Supreme leader of the universe reporting from the bridge of the Enterprise (but the shit one from the 1960's rather than the updated version).

Thick as mince. The "some people" he was referring to was you, you know, when you described Priti as an 'immigrant'....

Maybe they're really the best talent but have been stifled by the manager?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-63375473 Isn't the BBC supposed to have standards and pride itself on accuracy? Who

I think that was May's mantra, four Prime Ministers ago!

Yep. But that's based on the presumption that it can't get worse... As for 'jobs for my mates', not sure why that's a surprise. It's certainly not a tory party exclusive!

So why did you call Priti Patel an immigrant when she was born in London and lives in England. She does not fit the meaning of the word immigrant. It takes a special kind of ignorance to throw around such accusations without knowing the truth.

Hmmmm I think we may already have this sorted, just need somewhere to put it..... Who knew, all those years ago that this would come in handy?

We all came from 'nothing'

Imagine if they decide Rishi needs to go, could be third time lucky for Penny!

Soggy denied he did it? (until he was proved wrong).

We're too engrossed with following the Health and Safety rules to the letter. I was in Zeebrugge a couple of weeks ago where a hotel was being built. Basically a shell with the walls and floors of concrete in place, four storeys tall, no scaffolding with a couple of blokes adding bits to the roof in their tracksuits and trainers. Not a hard hat, hi-vis or H&S goon in sight. Probably saved them millions on the building costs....

Unlikely. It's probably where most of the Conservative members live....

Tactics changed early in the match, good team formation, solid subs and a draw against the top of the league. Is the new manager actually Ralph?

Mental. The original claim was that Boris has stated he has the backing of 100 MPs. I've pointed out he hasn't actually said that and in response received some whataboutery that someone else has said that for him. So, so many things that Boris HAS lied about without the need to make more up.

Which, when you think about it, is a miracle given that we have (allegedly), without doubt, the worst squad in the league, the board are completely inept and the manager gave up almost two years ago and has spent that time looking forward to his retirement. 3 games unbeaten and a draw against top of the league with our current handicaps is a great achievement.

So Boris himself hasn't lied, yet (on this topic anyway).