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The cheek of it! Accusing them of cheating! Outrageous! Everyone knows they withdrew - voluntarily - from the competition that season to make it fairer for the other teams. You facking scummahs just make stuff up to suit your own agendas!!!

From SportsDirect, which they've had for a good couple of weeks now. It'll be broken.

Joe Parkes comes across as a complete retard! Also, isn't John Rose our very own Corporate whore / Banker - nice to see him still banging on about attendances!

Personally, I like the way they are trying to fabricate statistics based on time in the top division to prove they are the bestest. This would be the same top division they have been lambasting for the past four years and shouting to anyone that will listen that they don't want to be a part of it!

I like the way in plan 4, the pitch suddenly gets bigger - well, it's claimed that it will get bigger, although what the plan really shows is that it is moved so close to the tunnel that the lino will definitely fall into the abyss every time he runs near the half way line. There's not even enough room for a ballboy on that side of the pitch. Oh, and I wouldn't worry about the floodlights as I've heard on good authority - corpse might even call it a FACT - that the only reason they haven't installed the much trumpeted championship standard floodlights yet is because the plans are being drawn up for PREMIERSHIP standard floodlights....

It should of course feature said carpet throughout the museum. Lots of 'hillocks' to climb over to get to the next exhibit.

Is 'disgraceful manor' the pub that McInnes was drinking in before the event?

I've just been watching BBC Points West - the yocal news for us here in carrot crunching land - and they did a piece on Yeovil Town. The skates have got a proper fight on their hands in the 'common room' stakes as Yeovil have got a pool table AND a dart board in theirs. The stakes have been raised but can the skates keep up with the Jones's?

Jeez - you know money must be really tight when you can't even get your clock back in the virtual world.

Which ones - there's quite a few missing isn't there?

So, basically, the same practices used in the airline industry of overbooking seats and hoping not everyone turns up - if they do, then put them on the next flight - in their case, give them a ticket to the next [not sold out] game. Struggling to find anything 'innovative' about this unless of course their plan will be to do this the bestest in the world...

£145 from Sports Direct for the table tennis table - not sure we can compete with that! http://www.sportsdirect.com/donnay-indoor-outdoor-table-tennis-table-770220?colcode=77022018&src=google&gclid=CjwKEAjw0NytBRD-1d3QsdHNpR0SJACGXqgRYB6OkRjfulLEZ3YIQfRzetmfjsJpwGIqUZbU3yr1bRoCHf_w_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds

No. The 'shares' were bought in the Pompey Supporters Trust. The PST then donated the money raised from the share issue to Portsmouth Football Club [v5.0?]. If the club goes sour, the PST still exists and therefore the 'shares' still exist. If the PST goes sour then the shares disappear - I guess they could then become creditors of the PST but what would that achieve! In short, win-win for the football club [been a long time since they saw that!] and lose-lose for the simpletons that donated a grand.

Rallyboy was of course taking the ****. The 'shares' have never been 'shares' and have always been 'donations'. Ironically, a lot of the 'donators' still haven't cottoned on to the fact that it was a generous donation. It's the hope that kills them

LOL. I love the way they've all ignored the plea to put club allegiances to one side! Also, didn't Markus already answer the question as to which club would be the best investment?

They'll be more than just f@cking OK! Them there's gonna be championship standard floodlights!

Meh, you're ignoring the championship standard floodlights. They'z infrastrukture innit blood!

Wow, that's a lot of skates creaming themselves about the team running along the promenade - doing it 'old skool' apparently. I wonder, if they actually had decent training facilities with a decent training surface whether they would have to run along the beach? Perhaps the local goodwill has run out and no-one else will lend them a bit of grass to train on?

No sign of the new championship standard floodlights in that picture. Not even any sign of any work being done considering the whole works is being replaced right up to the point the electricity enters the stadium. Are they waiting until the get into the championship before they install the championship standard floodlights?

Please let it be the JCB! Surely championship standard floodlights need a JCB?

Schoolboy error

No jolly holiday abroad this year then? Perhaps this pre-season they really will be riding bikes and eating squirrels?

Get a flowery shirt and can an eye out for 'five-o' whilst you are out there! Other than that, what advice do you need - it's Hawai'i for heaven's sake, you'll have a great time!

How are those 'championship' standard floodlights coming along - oh and any idea who's paying for them yet?

If they delay the start long enough perhaps they will be able to showcase their championship standard floodlights as well