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Besides, I think we all agree that this will not happen, which is why the book was started on what the excuse will be for non payment. I'm going with something loosely related to it all being the bank's fault, again.

Lol. They've had 'interested' parties for almost an entire year with no sign of a sale. 'Balou' [why are they trying to make him sound like a friendly bear from the Jungle Book!], set a two week deadline, one can only assume that that was set last week and coincides almost perfectly with Crab Lungs payday countdown Also loving the fact that their chief executive actually doesn't have a clue about just how many 'interested' parties there are! Some of the comments are close to the truth, and others just come from the normal deluded retards - where is Corpse by the way

I guess all these flakey answers means snowbody snows anything.

My guess is that this is the money that Chinny boy was moaning about the other day - another club owes them money, but there is a legal reason why they don't have to pay! That reason, quite simply is because his loan spell is up, it wasn't extended and he was returned to his parent club. Not that it's typical of the skates to believe that they should still be owed his wages for the rest of the season!

That's where I found it. It seems to be a 12 month contract, the call charges appear pretty steep, but since I have no intention to use the line for calls, then that won't be a problem....

http://www.primusconnect.co.uk/ Does anyone use these guys for their phone line? They are offering line rental for £7.99 per month - £7.41 cheaper than BTs cheapest package. I'm considering ditching BT for my line - already changed broadband to Orange @ £7 per month - and will not use the phone line for any calls, not even connecting a phone to it, just the broadband router. So, anyone use these guys, if so any difference to using BT? Any recommendations for other companies to use instead of BT, the cheaper the better! Already have the line in situ, so no work to be done, just need to switch the provider.

Sooperdooper Mikey f'sure.

Apart from the one about not bothering to pay taxes

Sounds a little like my daughter. She developed a rash the other day - small spots, dry, not itching - mainly on her limbs but not on torso. Been to docs - twice today! - and they say it is most likely some non specific rash associated with a virus. Causing a fever, around 38.5 to 39 degrees C, easily controlled with Paracetamol. However it is now causing her joint pain in ankles and arms. As others have already done, would suggest a visit to the docs is in order, but there are a lot of viruses about at the moment, which is the more likely culprit. We can probably rule out STDs for our 6 year old!

How about copying Mr Bean's style? Maybe give it a good six months before resorting back to your predictable boring current style? Should work a treat in this medium.

I believe he has got himself a job Looks like it's one without innernetz access.

Delldays has been spotted on the first day of his hunt for a new career

Lol. I guess credibility is a fickle thing in Portsmouth. Perhaps they're confusing credibility with notoriety - you know, the kind of reputation one would get if one was linked to the Russian mafia and organised crime

Have you tried Google maps street view?

Lol. It's not an exclusive club

You should take that as a 'no' then

To be fair, this was raised in one of the postings yesterday. It turns out that the Russians were turned down by Bompey, due to the American investigation - regarding the car company buyout - that proved they were linked with Russian organised crime. Still, an awesome find to discover that Marc(K - where did the 'K' come from all of a sudden!) Jackson was involved. Perhaps you should dig up the quote from yesterday - I think it was a snooze article - and email them the link to the Bompey forum that Guided Missile has quoted, complete with monkey chicken petting zoo

Lol, they didn't need to be at the game to realise he was a little unstable! After all, no-one in their 'right' mind would have taken the job on at Portsmouth in the first place

Not even the Nigerians would be stupid enough to believe Pompey had millions of pounds stashed away.

Hmmm, I wonder why he did not want to be named, perhaps Mr Storyteller has had enough quotes printed in the paper which turned out to be untrue I guess it all depends on your definition of 'trust' really.

Big innernetz. Maybe also life size porn.... Surely that there is your convincing argument?

If only your fans were still around to see it now. Where have they gone by the way?

I imagine something like this would work for you. http://www.novatech.co.uk/novatech/prods/networking/wirelessnetworking/wirelessextenders/WN2000RPT-100UKS.html Not done a huge search, but you could probably find cheaper ones out there.....

A long slow painful death, ending up with either liquidation, or a very long stay in the lower leagues, maybe even non league. What more could we ask for? Not even Nick could positively spin that one for the skates

Not sure which bit you were reading, but I don't see anyone taking any responsibility for decisions made. I see Lampitt saying, wait until the end of the season, and the we'll see - basically if they stay up, he'll claim all the credit, if relegated, he'll probably blame SC for not performing with the bestest team in the league. Meanwhile, SC is distancing himself from the policy in a 'not my fault guv' kind of way, thus pretending he is a really good manager, just lacking in resources.