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Thanks for the reasoned response Odd that this only came out today though (or maybe it didn't?).

Surely a 'war crime' can only be commited during an actual war. I guess they are classing the attack on Israel as a declaration of war?

1,000 civil servants working on a half baked, hair brained plan and not one of them complained about how pointless it was. Maybe they were happy riding the gravy train to nowhere? If so, does that say more about the effectiveness of the civil service?

Finally! The sound of music will be replacing the light show this season.

I'd be impressed if he manages 18 games in the prem, let alone goals. Mind you if he does get 'tapped up' it's likely that'll injure him for 6 months or so.

Yes. Will force people to learn some self control.

So far, using 1/3 of his transfer fee (3 year contract) plus his £20k per week salary, he has cost us £46k per minute played. Probably not the best return on our investment.

To be fair, there was also "they did something to someone else" as well.

Maybe it will be a better deterrent than the measly four years for rape?

I guess it's pointless me telling you that the US would have agreed to that, but won't agree to the same for Israel in a war they are sponsoring, as you will already know that.

Good for them. However, I suspect all the costs (and possibly wages) will go against our net spend and influence our FFP figures. Multi club ownership not having much benefit for us.

What action should they take?

There'll be one frustrated IT geek on the other end of the phone if they haven't already tried that. Will definitely suggest they do it again though, even if they have.

Fixed it for you - as we have a penchant for ex-players.

The CoT are beyond reproach. False prophets on the other hand will gladly take advantage of loopholes.

That is open to fraudulent abuse. Turn off automatic time and date, reset time and date on the phone and jobs a good un.

Oh well, he's wrong. Again.

You'd have to live stream the envelope for a couple of weeks. Would be like watching big brother 24/7.

The finance director

Unless you put Rank Xerox on the front 😜

I don't recall ever mentioning Farage in a post - except when replying to other posts. Are you sure you've used "irony" correctly or is this an Alanis example?

I'm sure they mentioned Farage though right?

Because they don't mention him in every single post. #obsessed

There's 'milking it', then there's Donny! Not sure he really needs a pillow on his ear, it was just a nick at the top.

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