Weston Super Saint

Great. Another spying charge coming our way.

Ben Chorley. Which probably explains why he's going!

He sanctioned the 'scouting' of the opposition within 72 hours of a game?

This! This is why you can't vote. You only have yourself to blame.

At least he has a clear target for what he needs to earn in the next 12 months if he wants to go on holiday.

It's definitely in the top two reasons.

Eastleigh - so anyone training there the day before a match having travelled can be watched. Although you'd like to think they wouldn't be working on tactics then!

Why do they need concrete proof? Pathetic Phil will just put his hands in the air and own up won't he?

Like his Guiness, he's not bitter?

Wah, Wah, Wah, Wah, Wah.

Pretty sure this is the result the Saints board have been waiting for. No way they can replace Tonda now! Imagine rubbing their dirty Northern noses in it twice next season!

Probably sue Wembley, because something something.

Cheats never prosper.

Anyone got any plans for this afternoon? I'm going to have to get the grass cut in the back garden, so probably get stuck into that.

Looks like someone has been following the 'limit travel' advice

Apart from us, which TEAM has been suspended as a punishment?

Apart from us, which teams have been suspended as a punishment?

You think Phil should have 'fessed up to more? I'm sure he would if someone pointed a small table lamp at him.

Absolutely. But could have been a solid stalling tactic...

Rightly fucking so! Spied on 3 games and gained 1 point from them. That's what should be being punished.

Played a blinder so far, right?

Just clarifying the timeline! Last week, spying wasn't a big deal, after all what could you possibly glean from watching training a couple of days before a match that you couldn't get from watching every match ever played? This week, Tonda is the devil incarnate. Spying on teams and blatantly disregarding all the rules. There's no other explanation for our recent improvements other than spying on teams a couple of days before the match. Last week, Boro fans were off the chart crazy. This week....

I like him. I think he should stay. Besides, I don't think anyone at our club has the backbone to sit in front of those mad staring eyes and say 'you're fired'.

Sweepstake. When will you see your first public information warning about staying hydrated / cool during the upcoming heatwave?

Barry the briefcase is probably a better shout. I doubt that fucker is owning up to anything. Ever.