From memory, is this correct full wording:
My old man said be a pompey fan I said f off b*llocks you’re an (Immanuel) Kant
I’d rather *tame* a bucket with a big hole in it, then be a Pompey fan for just one minute
With hatchets and hammers, stanley knives and spanners, we’ll show the Pompey B*stards how to fight,
if your hearts not in it you’ll be dead in one minute, if you’re not wearing red and white
All together now..
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99% sure the other version I have heard was either this ^ or one with “we’ll take the Fratton End in half a minute”
Ironically my old man said be a Southampton fan - and don’t dilly dally on the way.