St Lej

This is my all time favourite. The list of players above that he wouldn't sign, to hinting he'd rather have cotterill than Adkins. There's also one somewhere in which he hints he's not confident we can even stay up. Saints lard is a hero

What a gem. Although intended in his usual sarcasm, Turkish was not far off

Lol

I think he was being sarcastic to be fair. Agree with you on the 2nd part, combined with the shrewd appointment of Adkins we have a great upper management team in place which has transferred itself down onto the playing side and eminated around the whole club

Not in this particular post you didn't, granted. But even you know have probably realised you'd look a complete fool to carry on with your bizarre negative attitude towards Adkins. Since he's been here we literally couldn't have expected it to have gone any better. Still, I'm sure we will lose at least 1 more game before the end of season, so I look forward to you surfacing on here again when that happens to tell us that Adkins is running out of steam just like he did at scunny.

I've heard it all now, they must really be getting desperate to spout such drivel. Truly embarrassing read, but very funny. An outstanding deal? My sides are splitting

30 years old, live on the isle of wight, have had a brief stint living in Pompey too unfortunately. First game was March 1990, Forest at the dell and a 2-0 win with Rod Wallace getting both. Hooked from then on. First away was a year later at Palace, lost 2-1 with Geoff Thomas getting 2 in a minute for them and Glenn Cockerill pulling one back for us. Good days!

Full stop not working on your keyboard fella?

Saints go Wylde??

That's almost as cringeworthy as when some of our fans refer to Bournemouth as Bompey. Still, we've always got the old "Has Skacel signed yet" rib tickler to reel off if we really want to push the comedy boat out.

This. The bloke is absolute quality. The prem is a different test altogether, but i'm confident he can step up to the mark.

Man utd at home in 97/98 season when Kevin Davies scored after 3 mins, after which they battered us non stop but Paul Jones put in a Kelvin esque performance to keep them out. That game was also live on sky, Monday night game I think

I've read somewhere that he missed one for rovers

No pleasing some people. To be underwhelmed by a 3-0 win because the style of play wasn't pretty on an awful pitch is frankly obsurd. These are probably the same people who were moaning when we lost on similar pitches under Pardew, saying we couldn't "mix it" or win ugly. I despair sometimes

Indeed, and funnily enough not a peep from him since our recent resurgence. Pretty pathetic IMO

To be fair to Alpine, he does post a fair bit even when we win. He clearly wants to see us win, but just has a slightly more glass half full look than others. Now if you're looking for a complete clown, look no further than that moron st lard, who for some reason can't stand to see Adkins succeeding, and is nowhere to be seen when we win, yet starts anti Adkins threads 10 minutes after a defeat. Absolute cretin

Head of catering shouldn't be needed at football anyway. Who the hell actually needs food at 2:45 and 3:45? It's neither lunch or tea time. Simply Just using football as an excuse to fill their fat faces for the sheer sake of gluttony.

Indeed. Strangely, st lard has been very quiet lately, I wonder why. Funnily enough he hasn't been on here preaching that Adkins has been found out and is riding on Pardews wave of euphoria. His posts are embarrassing. Super stuff again from Adkins and saints

If the man had any decency he'd hand himself in to the authorities now in order to prevent a witch hunt. The guy is question is now stating that he actually said "give it to Lallana" in anticipation of when the game restarted after the injury. What a joker

Morgan should not be in the team in the first place. First class average of 36 or something, now in 15 tests his average is below 30. Not good enough and never has been. Great ODI player yes, but since when did this make a player a shoe in for the test arena aswell? Very poor selection

This is an absolute disgrace. Wickets tumbling ever few balls, no fight at all. No idea whatsoever. Blocking for overs and overs at the start to give initiative to pakistan, then folding like a pack of cards from 1st wicket to last. Love to hear what Strauss and Flower say about this. As allued to earlier "world no 1 my arse"

I'd rather put the singer Micheal Ball at CB, to be honest.

Bit racist imo

Are there any massage parlours that do that sort of thing in Southampton???

I've always wondered what exactly he did in the 4 games he was at Grimsby? Their fans absolutely hate him, which is pretty impressive after just a 4 game stint to be loathed as much as he was during his time there. Did he make a load of individual errors or was he just clearly majorly out of his depth with general technique, handling etc