Viking Saint

Cuts to Hughes on the touchline looking irate but utterly clueless and bewildered

There he is, JWP, our dead ball speciliast. Takes it and within 5 seconds it's back with McCarthy playing as some kind of sweeper

f*ck me, we've won a freekick

and 3-0

Just cut open again, good save to stop it being 3-0. We barely have the ball and when we do, we just give it straight back to them. We are clueless

and that's 2...being torn apart

JWP booked for kicking ball away. Idiot

wtf was that from Hojbjerg? Don;t stretch for the ball, just pull the shirt of the City player instead!?! Idiotic

Hoedt og....it was coming. They were just toying with us

and there it is, four minutes in.....

And all the extra training he did has clearly improved him no end...

At first glance, that foul on Bertrand looked about a yard outside the box. How does it get brought 15 yards further out?

Soares should be playing fullback in rugby. He's found touch perfectly with two attempted balls down the line

And there you go....game over

That was a penalty. Yoshi raised his arms in dismay/disbelief when Hoedt slid in

Chance for Lemina, decent work from Redmond

Would still expect us to at least have a go and try to exert a modicum of pressure, rather than sitting back and inviting them to attack us. Once they do, it's game over.

Chelsea 84% possession

11 men behind the ball in our own half so far. Chelsea walk to the halfway line without breaking sweat

Wouldn't matter if he scored a hat-trick, he still wouldn't get picked for the next game

F&+king knew it

Hardly surprising given that two of them have hardly played in ages. Am hoping Yoshi proves a point tonight and has a blinder

I think this extract from the same article sums it up and explains why MH was appointed. Showing little or no indication so far that they’re either good or bad enough to do anything even remotely interesting this season, they look content to just hang around in the Premier League, as is their inalienable right if they can accumulate the requisite number of points.

Noodles34, get the guitar....

Yep, comfortably our best starting XI IMO, so probably nothing like it will start on Saturday. Hoedt can do no wrong in MH's eyes