Osvaldorama

Because we are run by helmets

We are so shit. Surely Tonda needs to do something and make an early change here?

I think they mean “strikers that look like they’ve played football more than once before”

If it’s based on goals, we’re fucked.

We look like a football team instead of a rabble of school children knocking it about down the park

Clean sheet. Back 4. Stodgy win. Striker that can control a football and head it. Full backs that aren’t abysmal Absolute scenes.

Get in! He actually looks like he plays football. Much better than our previous striker signing already.

Honestly mental that he’s not played. I don’t get it at all. We’ve been so turgid all season and we’ve had him getting splinters

Go on then!!

Well done Bree. Made a huge difference

My god. Just get it in the fucking mixer

Stewart has to score there. Unmarked. Shame it was on his left

My god peretz is bad with his feet. Gone from one extreme to the other: baz who can kick, but cant make a save, to the exact opposite. 😭

Bit unrealistic. You think Stewart will last 68 minutes?

Wouldn’t worry about that, Stewart will be injured soon anyway

😂 wtf

Thanks for the Wembley goal.

Thoroughly enjoying the fact that only about 2 people can pluck up any positivity about this one. Normally it does take a few weeks before all our hope is extinguished. Here it’s just taken a few YouTube clips.

Hahaha He doesn’t want to be here. Welcome to Football purgatory.

Judging from his videos and the feyenoord fans, I don’t think he has this in his locker unfortunately

Spoiler alert: it isn’t

Can’t wait to laugh at how bad Downs mk.2 is

They’re fucking useless

Fuck me. Every time I think I hate sport republic 100%, they do something which makes me find new levels of hatred. Not even a massive fan of Arma, but this is ridiculous

You look like a right muppet tbh 😂