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Excellent point - of course, from what I recall tabloid reports of his plot either ignored the role of the guy's mosque in preventing him carrying it out, or chucked it in as a throwaway line at the end. Damn pro-Muslim liberal media, eh? Just goes to show that the only way Islamist terrorism can be beaten is encouraging Muslim communities to remain vigilant about their nutjobs and inform the police of any suspicious goings-on, to make the task of the security services easier. Marching around and behaving like c*nts like the BUF circa 1936 will recruit much more terrorists than old Hooky Hamza et.al. ever could. Still, the extreme right would actually love terrorism to kill more British people - gives you a much better shot at whipping up racial hatred that way.

I don't see how a load of mainly white meatheads marching into Muslim areas and inevitably getting into a ruck with the local thugs (whether that's the intention or not) is going to reduce Islamist extremism. Seems more likely to help gain recruits for the fanatics, if you ask me.

J Bizzle/Benham/Salisburysaint's actually IS Jay from The Inbetweeners. True story.

As well as nailing gorgeous young things in the loo all the time, like you did on the first day at college, right?

Browns ftw.

Haven't had a decent corner taker in years either.

Yeah, why not.

I don't have an extreme opinion. Liked it for the way it skewered over-matey bosses, but didn't love it like a lot of my mates.

Oh Lordy, I can feel the tidal wave of sanctimonious "WE R GOING BAK TO DA BAD OLE DAYZ1!11" drivel from clueless newspaper/radio/TV pundits gathering force as we speak...

I noticed that just in time back in March, you'd spend as much money on buses and U-Bahns to the city and back (not to mention 3-4 hours of your holiday) as you would with a proper airline! Went with Lufthansa, the stewardesses even gave me a sarnie and some orange juice which compared to my previous experiences of air travel was the lap of luxury

Picking fights with people in town whilst wearing really, really tight T-shirts? That seems to be the raison d'etre of most roiders I see about.

I'd be willing to bet he just cracks on to any woman in sight and mostly gets knocked back, but unlike a lot of blokes doesn't take it to heart and get discouraged. Being a bit odd-looking helps him with this if anything, because he's probably become immune to rejection over the years. Fair play...it's a numbers game, yo'.

I would head for the hills before Big Government makes you contribute to their crazy commie schemes, my friend. Somewhere without the internet, so they can't track you down as a freedom-loving subversive. Hurry, my rugged American hero! There's no time to lose!

OK performance, close game, lose 2-1.

Jesus, anyone would think we're in the third division.

I quite enjoy it.

Bundesliga can't compete with the Premiership, Serie A etc. for the amount of stepovers and other such bullsh*t, but for excitement it wins hands down. Wolfsburg winning it? That's the equivalent of Boro or Fulham putting a run together and ending up with the title.

Sambosa has turned your faggy cosy hate-in on its head and is now owning you all. Good work Sambosa

Yeah, I like Newcastle. All the best to them.

Very good, and if it takes off not many people will know we nicked it

WINNAR. Also inspired the legendary "Cripple Fight" in South Park

The golf course bit is fantastic.

That's just the kind of thing Plastic Saint would say, to throw everyone off the scent. TRUST NO ONE.

My bro's going on one to Prague tomorrow. Didn't even know the Czechs had golf courses. I believe it's roughly 50% hungover golf, 50% getting drunk.