Farmer Saint

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Fucking banging techno all day - just on the train now...for those who are interested:

Just coming back from the Dutch Grand Prix Practice, and some lovely time in the Sauber pits, and haven't checked my phone. Looks like we've had a cracker today...

Quelle surprise...

I wouldn't be concerned about that as it would take a good £30m to shift him, and he's bang average.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj9wxnlnrxdo I mean, that's just fucking negligent if true.

So, when this all completes, which of you fucking bedwetters is starting the apology thread?

Aaarrrrggghhhhhhh

Aaarrrrggghhhhhhh

Fucking stat!

Did you, I didn't notice? 😂

£10m, fuck off is that true.

Ooh, Fellows would be nice.

Bednarek and Aribo are both big wages earners.

House.

No striker, unless we sell AA and BBD.

Do you know what does make me very happy, the wage bill will be very low, certainly compared to last time in this league. Give us the headroom for more next season.

If you look at his posts, it follows news released on X (for this snippet it's the McGough bloke Alfie quoted). There is no inside info here...soz.

Language!! Oh, sorry, you said "snigger".

Yeah, as is said it has all gone very, very quiet, and unless quite a lot changes he wouldn't be off. I guess quite a lot changed... Still not heard from my mate though. Why would an agent be busy at this time of year?

I mean, we have got over £100m on a load of players that we finished almost with the worst PL team in history. Probably says something.

Also, if they come with easily achievable add-ons (IE number of appearances that push some payments into next year) it helps with the dreaded PSR. So a £35 to 40m deal because a near on guaranteed £42 to £45m.

Don't forget, both sides look to deflate/inflate the prices as necessary. West Ham are briefing £35m plus add ons, we'll be doing £40m+ plus add ons. It's how it always works now, so it tends to be somewhere in the middle.

Strange that he's going to West Ham then - going to be just as bad this season.

In relation to Jander, Stuttgart wanted him earlier in the window but couldn't afford him. They finished 9th in the Bundesliga last year.