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Did you say the wind is up? Stay at home. Save lives. Protect the garden trampoline.

Nah, get into 'em and fuck them up.

The Dyson hand dryers that you put your hand into from the top. Horrible things.

Nvm

Ings on. Manning on. What happens next?

Keeper flapping...

Matter of time....

He better not get suspended for the weekend...

He's not your type either.

About a month ago we were winning at least 3-0 at half time every game.

You're not his type.

Boom!!

Absolutely no doubt that Saints have improved since Tonda took charge, apparently (according to the Sky commentator).

He's planning to meet with Zelenksy later today, apparently. Clearly unaware that he decided Trump was too much of a bell end to bother showing up.

He's still rambling incoherent nonsense.

I see the price of gold is sky rocketing. Hugely fortunate if you're billionaire with a house made of gold.

How do you know that isn't false intel?

Smaller home crowds. Quicker to get home after a game.

Trump no longer has an obligation for peace with Norway, apparently, because he wasn't given the Nobel Peace Prize (allegedly in Trump's own words...).

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/13475733/sheffield-wednesday-receive-extraordinary-enquiry-from-owners-of-rivals-sheffield-utd-about-potential-merger-of-two-clubs

At the risk if sounding controversial, I have a feeling the ref had an interest in Morocco winning....

Honestly, as ridiculous as it sounds, I think Putin is more trustworthy these days. They're clearly both massive, massive bell ends but at least Putin has an ounce of intelligence so understands the repercussions of what he does.

I don't currently own a bike, not really have much to me to cycle at the moment, even if I did. I am, however, considering getting a cheap-ish bike to commute 5 or so miles to work and back, and am considering getting a turbo-trainer for use in the evenings (difficult to get out the house for too long with young kids, but hopefully still me free time at home in the evenings). Any recommendations (for bike and trainer)?

Are we still favourites for promotion?

Not today.