Gloucester Saint

Imagine him trying to pronounce Jasurun Rak-Sakyi if we signed him. Be as good as when Tony Pulis pronounced Adam Lallana.

Darling! That’s the third time you’ve played them onside now!

I thought he was meant to be crook?

It deserved much Acclaim but others would say it was a load of old Dolomite.

#Russautomisms

Keep a close eye on the Christmas Fund in the Vic. Although linking to the British Leyland puns in the Transfer thread, Bill Treacher did the voiceover for the Allegro’s launch in 1972.

Don’t talk Tosh (Lines)

I’m Shaw we’d have scored a second from a corner if Taylor was playing.

Hope we don’t see too much of Holby Bishop in our penalty area next month.

Sigh, not featuring tonight as cup tied of course.

Puns are right up my (Coronation) street

I’d like for Saints to be on David Brookes’s side by the weekend…

All-Aggro.

He’s been more Hillman Imp tonight (the 1960s and 70s want their jokes back too).

🙏

He’s been the best of the trio. Wood and Edwards both dreadful but Wood at least has some recovery pace.

Yea, sorry, you’re right. Cornell was shot in the Blind Beggar and Mcvitie got stabbed.

That’ll take the heat off Martin slightly (only slightly) until the weekend.

Been saying he will do well this season if we play to his strengths. He actually shoots at the goal for a start, no wonder Martin didn’t like him.

The Rylan effect

Fart form more like. With a lot of shit following at the end.

Nathan Wood is HIS signing so not sure how you reached that conclusion 😀 Ankerson’s transfer tavern special Ronnie ‘I saw Jack the Hat get shot in the Blind Beggar’ Edwards is even worse if anything.

He should try being us. He gets paid considerably to watch this garbage, we paid considerably in different ways to watch this garbage.

Don’t know, Aribo is a bigger earner, Smallbone less so, and of course very contingent on MF. One for competition if MF stays but if he doesn’t then a first team CM coming in as Charles and Downes will get injuries and suspensions. Probably a very late loan for a CM pushed further down the pecking order after a PL’s clubs own Lidl trolley dash.

Really need a CM especially if Smallbone to Wrexham proceeds and Aribo’s agent finally flogs him somewhere and pockets a commission.