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Come on feel the noise Gibbo’s thrown his toys He cried wah-wah-wah He cried wah-wah-wah So come on………

Bit concerning really that as we're playing in our home kit this weekend it's halved our repertoire that everyone joins in with and the prospect of 90mins of just OWTS ain't appealing. Bit tongue-in-cheek but need some new ones "Eye Spy Wherever you may be Tonda got us to Wem-b-ley And we don’t give a fuck The Death Stare it will be Tonda got us to Wem-b-ley"

Well, their band of supporters at St Mary's last week were singing "You'll do as you're told" so it must be true. £200m for some young mush with an iPhone that had absolutely no bearing on the first leg that it was all over seems absolutely fair to me tbh..........

But smoggies “do it better” apparently

I could get onboard with this notion of a stitch-up. That ex boro/ex SFC analyst link is murky. Gobby-Gibbo has got history, probably didn't rate their chances of beating us over two legs and had a sniff of £millions in compo. Be a nice twist if anything in it and there's evidence in the background yet to come out.

He is in Grizzlebrough

Looks a bit like a syrup to me tbh

LIttle known fact...the toothbrush was invented in middlesbrough. If it had been invented anywhere else it would have been known as a teethbrush.

"Romsey lad" 🤣 "Cheer up grizzling-Gibbo Oh what can it mean to a sad smoggie bastard and a shit football team"

That's gonna cause some angst up on Teeside...36,000 tickets, west as expected. "Cheer up grizzling-Gibbo Oh what can it mean to a sad smoggie bastard and a shit football team"

I can only think that Gibbo's-Grizzlers must be sitting on some more dynamite stuff and keeping their powder dry. They'd look right mugs if it really is just some scamp standing by a tree with an iPhone. I'm sure we'll hear how the boro coach was savagely attacked arriving at the stadium, about ballboy thugs and hurty words from Saints players and supporters. There was one fella towards the front of block 20 Tuesday night who lit a flare straight after the final whistle, a photographer (probably boro as in that corner) turned round smiled at the fan and encouraged him to wave it around for his lens. The flare was then handed to some young mush to have a go who was also papped. Wonder where those pics ended up? They must have something more juicy to back up their hysterics, surely?

I thought that was the case but in this year’s League Cup Final City had the west, Arsenal east. No doubt we’ll get the west…if all goes to plan - a niggling doubt remains that a decision could be made to wipe the first leg as #spygate and the subsequent manufactured outrage was over that game and they do this ‘3-0 home win’ bullshit which would put #crygate back into the final. Can of worms though so hopefully unlikely, lawsuits all over the place if that or similar were to happen.

…take a brave man to fook with him.

I'm guessing all these innocent smoggie victims voting aren't watching SKY on their hookie firesticks and cheating broadcasters out of revenue? In the meantime a certain golf course near Middlesbrough has had a sudden influx of new member applications from Wrexham, Derby, Norwich, Birmingham, Swansea, Bristol, Sheffield, Preston, Stoke........... You’re gonna need to build a bigger wall Gibbo

That'll do. Seemed really tense inside the stadium during the game, they're a decent side but not good enough to deal with us. Time for them to stop grizzling and get on flattening that hill and building a big new fence.

I’m sure the Met are breathing a sigh of relief (well, until the prospect of Millwall/West Ham next season) now that thousands of them and us could have been sharing the same underground to and from Wembley if we were also to make it. That would have been…fun.

“Cry in a minute, they’re gonna cry in a minute, cry…” Their fans and manager may have to get used to hearing that a bit now

Quite witty with the hill bit…but if I were picky, maybe “spy” rather than “scout”.

Just for the Boro fans…

Hopefully the more hysterical tarts in their fanbase are mostly online and not travelling south on Tuesday. We're in block 20 for this and they are gonna be a right fucking annoyance banging on and crying about it. Point and laugh is probably best.

They may feel they've fooked up their best opportunity to win this now, they pumped up their crowd and played the victim hoping it would give them the edge and it ain't worked. Hellberg wouldn't look round at Tonda when he went to shake his hand before kick-off, now he's softening his stance knowing the boot is on the other foot and will be expecting a bit of heat from our lot when they roll up at St Mary's. Let's make sure we give it back to them, we need to make it a hostile environment Tuesday night, whistling down any boro possession like that evening game against the skates years ago and just keep at it.

Then boro should be charged with fucking gross incompetence. How amateurish to do that prep in full view of the general public standing on a hill.

Particularly if we put them out and go up. It's been reported that promotion is now worth over £170m, that's what at stake. We'll get a £500,000+ fine and likely other sanctions if proved, all we need now is the cameras to pick out Redknapp in the crowd winking towards the directors box.

Nice to see John McGinn mocking boro with his goal celebration last night

They've been trying to whip their fans into a frenzy all week up there, this has taken it to the next level and the SFC team bus is now guaranteed a hostile welcome. Shoddy on our part if truth but if all turns out to be 'boro lead hoax it probably won't come to light until after and would have had the desired effect on spicing this up. Whatever happens up there, we need to give it back with interest on Tuesday. And I always quite liked Bob Mortimer too.