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Colinjb

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  1. Did you threaten to sit on him?
  2. This. Although I fear 'how high' may be the better phrasing. I need to know how much I have to budget for the damn thing, this wait is stalling my holiday plans.
  3. It's not a slow news day, it's a NO news day.
  4. Entering the summer, while knowing which league your club will be playing in and having assurances that there will be managerial stability and continuing positivity in all areas and STILL not knowing how much it'll cost to renew my DAMN SEASON TICKET.
  5. Supplier management companies who are just in the business of slashing unit costs. You don't understand good engineering practice you arseholes. Just back the f**k off and let me save more money then your blinkered little minds can comprehend.
  6. A piece of ****. 4th order differentiation and integration on the other hand.
  7. Inferior brand electronics that break when the 12 month warranty runs out. Stupid £12 eastern european DVD player.
  8. Anything other then Gavin and Stacey which James Corden features in.
  9. Drunk chav girls in the local pub who try it on with you. No I don't want to kiss that nicotene stained, profanity spewing over made up mouth, and yes, 'I have a girlfriend' is a perfectly good reason for you to shut up and f**k off. Now leave me with my pint and paper in peace you skanks.
  10. Peter Mandleson
  11. Oh god!!!!! 65 mph in the middle lane on the M1, continuous supply of people pulling out from the nearside to the outside lane to overtake and then cutting back into the nearside as quickly as possible WHILE GESTURING AND BEEPING and they still don't get the hint. F*cking retards.
  12. Or better yet, Nissan Micras. What is the point of those rediculous little vehicles. Also, The BMW Mini. It's not small, it's not that practical and it's styled like a f*cking gimmick. Alec Issignonis would be turning in his grave.
  13. Bitter Labour supporters who keep asking 'How on earth can those two parties form a coalition?' How are you going to get a coalition unless it is comprised of two or more parties you dumbasses! People who still think of the skates as plucky underdogs. The pointless death of an innocent family pet. Graham Norton People who critiscise you for putting up an england flag on your own house around world cup time. No my friend it is YOU who is being bigotted and judgemental, p.s. My friendly islamic neighbours have done the same, see! The A14 or A34 or any other long distance dual cariageway A Road with only two lanes each side. A bloody nightmare if there are several lorries jostling for position at busy times. Harry Redknapp. Wandering children in supermarkets. Keep your urchins under control you stupid negligent parents. And there is plenty more to come....
  14. I am sceptical, but, cliché though it is, in Pardew we trust.
  15. Similar happened to Margate FC back in 2004. The conference really are tight on how their clubs opperate.
  16. Cheers for the thoughts guys but Topgun, you read the situation well. My youngest cat was gone when I got to her, totally gone. Poor thing was only 19 months old.
  17. Don't mix.
  18. Or even you. ....Bloody hell......
  19. He is soiled by association. I would want a good young player in that position anyway.
  20. It's not as dreadful as I thought it would be, but it is as completely pointless and unrequired as any cover version could wish to be.
  21. Utterly disgusting. At which point does this become criminal? It cannot be far away, surely! And if they think Anthony Vanden Borre will play in the championship, they really are insane.
  22. !!!!!Holy time reversal spray batman!!!!!!
  23. So, in summary, on that statistical basis, across an entire season of 38 games Grant's Skates would have secured 32 points (Rounding up from 31.92 (0.84*38)) In otherwords, they still would have gone down.
  24. Fear of theft I would guess. A breeding Maine Coon or Bengal can cost an utter packet.
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