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Please please please please please please please please please please let this be true.

Mine worked. Here's to another year of ITK glory.

Any in Coventry?

A professional appointment by an effecient reigm.

They are back in November, don't panic.

People smoking in the queues for the rides I guess, and yes, when you are up close like that the last thing you want is to breathe in some addict's leftovers.

He scored 1 in 10 appearances for Leeds on loan. His record at Swansea is enough for me to want him here though.

Yeah 'In Review' Friday: Football training, went well. Sat: Helped mate find a car, then got blindingly drunk. Sun: Lazy day doing washing, ended up breaking tumble drier. 6/10.

GM, I applaud you for that! Funny as f**k! Just one thing, was 'Pole' dancers an intentional reference? No wonder Saga and Rasiak want out!

Oh noes, she may have a mild yet rapidly infectious disease.

Don't mind Jodie Marsh as such, and yes, still would. Wouldn't do Jordan though.

I want that shirt. As for the Skates, I believe they are in talks with his german cousin Eugen.

Brilliant, knowing that all those Chavy girls had been let down has made my weekend.

Quite, I wonder what price the royal mail would put on shipping the whole of Prenton Park to my home address.

Saints 75-7 Millwall. Dull game all round.

Until they start broadcasting the games live with video and not just audio, I won't even consider signing up to anything like this.

Something the Yanks have got right.

They lost 4-0 to Benfica? Beautiful.

Simple, rather then arguing Brighton is bad, argue that it would be better staying at home, do some romantic gesture (breakfast in bed, then pamper her or some other ********.) and ensure she is content at Chateaux del Hamster. Then get the computer and surprise her with it. Not only would you then acheive your aim but then SHE will owe you.

I think patience is very much the word here. The lack of progress in strengthening the team is a worry but there is a good month before the window shuts.

I would be dribbling in fury. Either that or suicidal.

They should start selling that in the club shop. The old non league paper is a great read too, deserving of far wider circulation.

Only audio highlights then. No, won't be bothering with that. If live video of all home games could be sorted then I would sign up in a heartbeat, as things stand though, no.

Can you watch games live on it?

Thats what Pardew is for smartarse.