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It's even more real when you come across them further afield. There are one or two of them up here, and the abuse when they 'spot a scummer' is quite pathetic. The worst one, when I was going out with a Yorkshire girl, I drove from here to hers after football training on a friday night, made to her local pub and met another southern sounding bloke there. Yep, a skate. Every time I came within eyeshot of him after that there where his non stop cries of 'CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT!' Anything to silence that bunch. The plastic ones are even worse too!

Even closer for you then!

...AND has been unveiled as the new face of Head and Shoulders.

We used to play against them back in the Div 3 south days.

Northampton away please.

Or are mercenary busybodies who don't give a f**k about the community they represent on the football pitch. Fair play to Doddsy for crossing the devide.

I concur..... I would love an update. (Tony, I respect you are not a sideshow existing for our own amusment, but the wait is killing us......)

Arguably the best player is Michael Mifsud, Ex Coventry, now at Barnsley. There is a lad called Udo Nwoko who used to play for Leixoies in the Portuguese Superleague and did quite well, scored on his debut from what I remember. Justin Haber, a GK plays for Sheffield United and Andre Schembri, a lad who scored twice in a recent win v Hungary now plays in the German League set up for Carl Zeiss Jena. The rest of the players tend to be in the local Maltese Premier league. Not many end up in Italy despite the proximity. It's still not a bad crop for a small Island.

Don't be stupid.

Thanks to the club giving me a batch of new training balls for next season, I now have some spare balls too if you want them.

Our new owner will infact be.... ME I will institute a 'Galactico' policy of signings using the vast quantities of a transfer WARCHEST (The chest recently found in the clearout of my recently grandfather's house... not sure what's in it, but it will be used!) St Mary's will be renamed the 'The Meccano Set' and the Northam Stand will be set aside specifically for the Yoof. All non-chav fans relocated from the Northam will be assigned the Chapel End. The pitch is to be relaid as astroturf and Hope Powell will be manager. The plan, cups winners within 5 years! (Yep, the FA trophy!) Either that or the Paul Allen take over thing initially stated.

Like to know they can do all the manual tasks for you yeah? Good man!

Of course you have.

Say what you want about him, but I genuinely believe he gave it 100% here, and I don't think that can be said about some of our more recent managers. Best of luck to him.

A touch of class.........

Thats what you get for wearing high heels.

Sacha Gaydamak

That's pretty cool. Except for the letter from the arrogant Forest fan. Had they not had the fortune of attracting Clough to their club they would have acheived far less....

Joey Jo Jo Shabadoo

Outstanding. Bring on the entertainment.

#Insert cheeky yet profoundly intelligent and relevant comment here#

Woohoo, a friendly v Newport IOW.

When I was doing student radio I unleashed one in the studio that literally cleared it mid link. So proud. When I immediately awakeng, not so much..... ten minutes after I wake up though..... jesus....

Jade Goody

Andrew Lloyd Webber for me.