Willo of Whiteley

Ironically I was about to ask for a stream, I don’t think I’ll bother 🤣 Take the draw going into the home game

Just woken up 8:10 - are we getting pumped this much? Just went on the stats: 0 attempts?! 25% possession?!

It’s going to be all play offs now. We’re dirty cheats. The media have already sentenced us.

Draw today. Win Tuesday

This made me laugh a lot more than it should’ve - but it’s very true 😂 Very Saintsy.

The EFL should just read SaintsWeb - they’ve cracked the case quicker than they will.

Agreed. It’ll be a fine, maybe a hefty one and maybe we cop some flack for it for a short while. But I’d be gobsmacked if it was anything more than that.

I’m pretty confident that a group of professional footballers will not give a toss 😊

You implying the players won’t bother trying on the off-chance the club are kicked out the play-offs? Have a day off 😂

I’d be wanting to know who sanctioned this

This probably deserves its own thread now

We won’t be kicked out the play offs. That would be maddening, and probably a new low even for the EFL - among many they’ve already had.

Let me pose some questions to all the ones throwing their toys out the pram and saying it’s over: Do you think the players give a toss? Do you think this is going to make Taylor Harwood-Bellis misplace a pass? Do you think this is going to make Cyle Larin miss an open goal? Do you think in any way, shape or form the players are going to be affected by tabloid gossip given they put up with this waffle every day of their lives? Do you have any idea the kind of bubble players are protected in nowadays?

The northern lot on Twitter are absolute rattled by a rumour. Can you imagine if they actually had to fathom the possibility of any other conspiracy?!

The EFL have now got to be so careful with their next actions. They HAVE to be sure Saints have done wrong in order to go ahead with any form of sanction; and by the sounds of it there is no evidence. Realistically they could rush it but that could backfire on them. Saints have gained no advantage to this. You can’t sanction someone for having a mobile phone up north - then again if anyone up north does have a mobile it’s likely been stolen. It’s probably actually a Boro fan. 🤣

They aren’t going to kick Southampton out of the play offs because some fuckwit took a trip up north with a mobile phone. There are so many cracks in the story now it’s bordering on bullshit.

@Maggie May on here keeps saying how bad it is (the consequences) but then not offering any further context or suggestion of what it could be. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Based on?

He left a while ago. I knew you were slow but wow, on par with Boro fans

My conspiracy is that it’s actually a Boro fan that’s been caught and they’re trying to rile their own fans up because they struggled to sell tickets. Then it was shared to the most gullible newspaper that would take the story.

Boro are a new type of specimen. And the media are lapping it up 🤣

Boro’s main account admin having a mare 😉🤣

The new series of CSI: Boro is going to be the most hilarious, uninspiring, ever-changing and short lived series ever 😂

The one about twenty miles outside the city. They're rattled. Next they’ll be going up to every Saints fan, holding them by the scruff of the neck and accuse them of being trousers, or SaintNL etc 🤣

Every fan base has its share of idiots but how they can’t put two and two together is quite funny