Willo of Whiteley

Says a lot about us

Ref has an Ipswich shirt on. The tiniest of touches it’s a foul.

Fucking idiots at the back

Ref is a bit weak, can see him getting swayed by a dive or a bit of wind blowing a player over

Ref likes given a foul for the slightest of contact

Wood playing between the lines a few times already, some good balls, obviously getting lessons from THB

Philogene worries me Scienza is starting to piss me off how easy he falls over, he’s putting himself up there with the Ipswich players

Ipswich look composed so far, they also have done very well at waiting for the tap (the wind to blow) and go down and get a free kick.

Hi Bet365, what odds can you offer me on Ipswich getting a penalty? Fuck off, we’ve given enough money away.

No Matsuki is a shame. I reckon a 2-1 win, but it’ll be tight. I just don’t want them to celebrate promotion at our place.

We’ll need a couple of quick early goals before Ipswich start diving in the box. Let’s take it to the final game!

Take it to the last game! Even taken it to the last game from our position is a phenomenal effort.

I honestly wouldn’t want any of their squad. Monga is ok but overrated because he’s English and young. If he was from anywhere else he’d be worth a fraction of what they’re currently valuing him at. Leicester are in the position where they need cash flow and will need to accept money coming in sooner than later. They might be forced to sell some or even given some players away to get them off the books.

I would hope that he doesn’t leave, I doubt he will, but you never know peoples true intentions with these things. To some extent I’d say it says more about Sport Republic than the individual given the turnover of personnel in various positions. I do think that Spors and Eckhart come as a package, if one stays I think the other will etc.

Signings, fine. But he still hired Will Still. Very much reserving judgement.

Leicester are an absolute basket case. They deserve a basket case manager 😂

You could pick so many players now for a number of reasons. Or certainly players that have made valuable contributions. Daniel Peretz - a goalkeeper that has an ability to use his hands, he’s transformed us at the back. Taylor Harwood-Bellis - he’s come on leaps and bounds this season, always a decent player but he’s stepped up that leadership style this season, no berating, just passion and encouragement. Ryan Manning - fair play to him, he’s learned how to defend again in a back four and contributed with goals and assists. Flynn Downes - certainly since Christmas there’s been a consistency around how we’ve played and a tenacity in the centre of the pitch. Leo Scienza - all that flair, definitely someone we should enjoy having while we can. Some notable mentions for James Bree, Cyle Larin Finn Azaz and Ross Stewart for their contributions.

There’s a Wetherspoons that’s just gone into Whiteley, I did suggest it as an alternative date night and Mrs Willo did not approve of that idea. 😂

Leeds did Leeds things and chose not to win at Wembley, again 😅

Wifey only fills her car up by made a quarter each time (because she works from home), so every time we use hers to go out she has to top it up another half litre. Just fill it to the brim and save the trip to Tesco for once! It’ll still be in there in a couple of months time!

Insights and tips: - Don’t get an upgrade on your phone, I still have the same one for six years and it still works fine, no contract. - Only buy clothes you need it rather than want it - this applies to most things in married life but the gulf in difference between male and female view on this is seismic. - Make a meal plan, stop buying shit you won’t eat or has a crap date.

BMW drivers

Saw a good video the other day from a Ring doorbell, Reform candidate steps up to the front door, presses the button and says “I’d like to talk about why you should vote Reform” Home owner replies “I’d rather wank with a razor”. 🤣 The problem with Reform becoming a party over the last few years is that it’s divided the racists. At least the whole rotten barrel used to be in one party.

Probably the closest he’s come to laying a hand on anything

Howling 🤣🤣