Willo of Whiteley

This formation is so detrimental to the players we have. League is up for grabs this year.

I don’t think Saints would entertain an offer from West Ham for any player at the moment, unless they’re paying massively over the asking price to the points where their pants get pulled down. Call it the “Fernandes Tap-Up Tax”.

With the money we’ve spent and the players we have in place, you’d have to say we are out and out favourites now to win the league.

Leicester have won three games without playing particularly well. Take Fatawu out and they are poor.

Judging by the video Saints just posted you could presume this was done on Tuesday, all the players in their tracksuits look like they’re on the way out - maybe to Norwich away? 👀

Some of this squad are playing for their positions now

Our striker options look more baffling now with untried Downs and permanently injured Stewart. Armstrong and Archer to a lesser point you could understand as goal contributions in this division have been good.

Bumped 😎

I wish Southampton admin had responded with a photo of him signing and the caption “Really?”

Wow! Three players in one day! Madness! I still think we’re in for Scienza (if that’s his name) 👀

I’m guessing whatever is being posted is ridiculous then? But then the flip side is, how do we know you’re ITK? 👀😇

Are you ITK? Just call them out if they’re so wayward 😂

I mean, he was always a bit of a leach that fed off others and has made a name for himself by doing it

Fake account, Mr Gullible 😊

Saints just sold two players with a combined four goals between them last season for a total fee of £80M. Let that sink in. That is excellent business by the club.

Hmmm A boomerang comes back to its place of origin? Former player? Parked bus/coach could indicate solid, stationary, defensive, or the turning circle of a bus, slow. There’s two, double barrelled name? Or a coach coming in? 14 could be a squad number? Or the number of years since a former player left. Alex Oxlade-Chamberlin left 14 years ago…

Would it be easier to say who we haven’t be linked with today?

So I’ve been working all day, on a 8-20:00 today, can someone clarify - have we suddenly bought every player in Europe? Ive read several reports on six or seven players we’ve supposedly agreed deals with today.

Firstly, welcome! Secondly, that last bit has Rasmus Ankerson written all over it

The chequebook has been found

Very simple, if Fernandes wants to leave then let him leave

Who?

Danny Ings at Sheffield United. Nathan Redmond also training there

Man United’s Twitter account was funnier, celebrating the equaliser in MASSIVE CAPS! Absolute scenes equalising against a team probably worth £1B less than yours and celebrating like winning the World Cup 😂

Man United are so tinpot