ericofarabia

Well it's not me!! Maybe Phil is buying The Club as a Wedding Present for Future Mrs DP

If TBH had been paid it would be zero ..... but hey ho, another day another buck ... er sorry 5,143 bucks colloquilly speaking!! Earning it isn't the problem, getting paid is. Hang on in there TBH.

I reckon they cant be very Kosher those Porkies, so I know who my money is on telling them

Aha .... that'll be 5ft 14ins in OS measurements then!!

I know ..... Delldays told me

The Honour is truly yours - and it has stuck in my memory (as Minty will well know) forever. One of my funniest Mong Board experiences ever.

They really should stay off the wacky backy if they are that paranoid FFS

I did have a big ROFL moment at the Heading "Known Expenditure". Tax - WTF is that? CVA's and promises to pay off charities that we stole from and creditors with less than 2000 quid owed - Will check that later (cross my heart and hope to die) (but null and void as I didn't actually cross my heart) Deferred Salary payments of the famous 8 - stay deferred presumably. Clearing Fat from waterpipes and hot water in ladies tiolets plus functioning clock - no need - our move to The Habourdome is imminent FFS. etc etc

Paying off the low cost creditors ie 2000 quid and below, plus charities, schools and St Johns Ambulance from CVA 1 at CVA 1 rates from the "spare" (LOL) 8 million would be a start to rehabilitation into earning some form of respect from the rest of the sporting community. Menwhile Salary Budget of 4 million - I'd love to see other L1 budgets. I know ours was probably high but we actually had finances to do so.

Does BH still exist or is it all done in the west country somewhere now?

He obviously has friends in MI5 and Bletchley House LOL

No probs on that score, but I believe people are having all sorts of probs with speeds etc on Smart phones etc.

You maybe on your own regarding himas a SAINTS legend, but if he doesn't bow down to the bullying and threats from all things Skatesmuff then he certainly deserves Nutjob Legend Status.

I believe you were once Gold Medalist at Jizz Mopping and I am still reigning Gold Medalist for bringing up the subject

Chappers and Guly have different attributes which will be of varying value depending on the opposition. It isn't a case or one or the other full stop. They will both be valuable squad members (I hope) Also Chappers is Prem Class Twitterer

Was going to complain about being the only team to have our name abbreviated in the league table until I saw West Brom are simply listed as Albion. I had to double think who? So I guess S'thampton is nearly acceptable!!

About a half mile or so after crossing the Railway bridge coming from Eastleigh direction. on the left hand side. As said above is now a Car showroom of some sort.

A punter was at the horse races playing the ponies and all but losing his shirt. He noticed a Priest step out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race. Lo and behold, that horse - a very long shot - won the race. Next race, as the horses lined up, the Priest stepped onto the track. Sure enough, he blessed one of the horses. The punter made a beeline for a betting window and placed a small bet on the horse. Again, even though it was another long shot, the horse won the race. He collected his winnings, and anxiously waited to see which horse the Priest would bless next. He bet big on it, and it won. As the races continued the Priest kept blessing long shots, and each one ended up winning. The punter was elated. He made a quick dash to the ATM, withdrew all his savings, and awaited for the Priest's blessing that would tell him which horse to bet on .. True to his pattern, the Priest stepped onto the track for the last race and blessed the forehead of an old nag that was the longest shot of the day. This time the priest blessed the eyes, ears, and hooves of the old nag. The punter knew he had a winner and bet every cent he owned on the old nag. He watched dumbfounded as the old nag came in last. In a state of shock, he went to the track area where the Priest was. Confronting Him, he demanded, 'Father! What happened? All day long you blessed horses and they all won. Then in the last race, the horse you blessed lost by a mile. Now, thanks to you I've lost every cent of my savings!'. The Priest nodded wisely and with sympathy. 'Son,' he said, 'that's the problem with you Protestants, you can't tell the difference between a simple blessing and last rites.'

Excuse my maths (bottle of red well dented whilst playing catch up on here!!) ........ but the demented 3000 probably think that they only have to pay 40p, not a 1000 quid each, (or is it 20p as per CVA2) as is the normal (non)payment schedule in that part of the world.

We used to go to Bishy for school swimming lessons when I was at Derby Road (Cherbourg) primary school. By god it was cold. Icebergs were as much a threat as drowning was!! In the summer my gang would yomp over from Eastleigh and join the queues to get in. Big fat bloke with Benny Hill specs telling people (us!!) off for depth charging from the diving boards and having towel flicking fights. The journey home would first of all involve a quick trip round the back of the changing rooms to look through any cracks into the girls changing rooms. Unlike Ohio Saint we didn't get around to any masturbatory high jinks though!! Then we'd go into the newsagents across the road and buy a Jubbly for the trek back to Eastleigh. Happy Days indeed.

Good Luck with the venture. How about offering / advertising special rates for Eastleigh area to SMS (or pub of choice!) on Match Days?

Back in the late 60's early 70's Ristol Rovers old ground Eastville, was a bit of a weird one. It had a Greyhound or Speedway track around the pitch and a Big series of clocks or something like that Totelisers? hence The Tote End at the top of the stand, but most bizarrely was a Flower Garden behind each goal in the large space between goal and track!! Can't find any decent pics unfortunately. Add onto this the waft of Gas from Gas Tanks and a bit later a Motorway Flyover which virtually went over the top of the away end, it was quite a strange day out.

Late 70's early 80's we used to do a Winch Pub crawl about once every 3 months. Can't remember the names of most of the pubs we frequented but they included The South Western where we'd treat the locals to us singing along to the guitar bits in Easy by The Commodores, The Theatre Bar, Bakers, The Vine, The Sexchange, The Eclipse plus about 6 others including The India Arms, which we renamed The Biafarans Stomach as it was always empty. It was our sole intention of not getting served and banned asap by asking for pints of Watneys Red P!ss Water and generally being total plonkers. If we were in there long enough My Way by Sid Vicious would get an airing on the juke box. We would never finish our pints and leave slagging off Watneys. Bloody students huh!! Happy Daze indeed.

How do loan moves work with regards to salary? Do Liverpool continue to pay or will WHU have to assume responsibility, or is there no hard and fast rule and each deal is negotiate to suit both parties?

Reminded me a bit of Stevie William's debut at The Cauldron of Hate v skatesmuff in 76.