ericofarabia

Not a fan of the page-ist posts ... all pages are equall ffs.

A lucky whank with the spare hand with those goods thoughts in your mind?

Right you feckers Big Eric is now on line and witnessed the nuns. The Boys will now turn this shambolic scoreline around and win 3-1 FACT

My sentiments exactly. oooohhhh those Cheeky Cockneys aren't gonna be as "Top of the leeeeeeeeeeeague, we're top of the leeeeeeague, we are southampton and we're top of the league rings out loud and clear around Upton Park!!

Cruising a few bars along the beach front in Dubai then back for a few proper beers and get seranaded by Uncle Dave, as he purrs majestically about how good we are as we dish out another Valentines Day Massacre similar to the one we gave Liverpool in the snow on Bally's return. Whey aye mon divverent classssss. Ime for a 3-1 away win - it's been a while!!

I would wear a big pearly jacket and eat jellied eels from a jar on the walk between tube and the ground.

I'm pretty sure Skatesmuff had a 5 million quid deal lined up but those horrible people at HMRC said they wanted some money.

I know I shouldn't but ... chortle chortle.

Yay .... back to the good old F5 Fridays

New Craig David release to celebrate?

No good jokes / texts yet? - pretty slack effort.

One down - one to go - trust me!!

So is anybody going to give us who weren't lucky enough to be there, a clue to what exactly The Northam sang? Hopefully a more advanced in years crowd at the game on Tuesday might be able to get The Jam's Billy Hunt or Joy Divisions Love will tear us apart versions going.

Is that 18 minutes past 8 tonight then?

Met two Saints fans in Dubai this week and no Burnley or WHU at all - cue two 2-0 wins to us then - simples!! (or maybe two 1-0 wins)

Whatever happens - for those of you on The Match Day Thread, you'll all have to get through it without me and Phil. I'm working and Phil will be smoozing with the rich and famous at The Emirates Golf Club. Look out for The Sash on Sky if you watch the golf today. Ain will take a much better all round performance than we have put on for a long while - they are certainly no mugs away from home and don't let many goals in. But Forest, Mboro and Brum both came to SMS with fantastic away records and those games turned out alright!! Draw - a highly likely outcome, other results will determine if it is realy bad or not too damaging. Loss - Let the wrist slitting begin regardless of what has happened else where - threads for how long before NA gets the chop and who our next manager will be!!

You obviously can't hold your drink if you can't remember if it was 1 or 2 drinks

i think the players are all a bit seasick and need to get back on the bus as the prefered form of analogical transport or even back on terra firma and all be in the building.

We'll really need to up our game - Burnley have won 8 away games already this season. Eeeek

and in the process cancelling out Brums 3 points and also 6 for WHU and 4 for Cardiff - just 1 from us.

guessan you coooont - i want to go to bed FFS

SRL - The Nuns do the business YAY.

Bartman makes yet another great save. Poor corner Lala fouled on the break

I'll settle for a couple from our magic no. 7

Sustained pressure - COYR bloody well score - defo don't want extra time. Lala shoots from distance good save. Corner ... can actually hear the crowd singing!! Corner comes to nowt - no surprise there then.