ericofarabia

As probably shown on an episode of How from the 70's starring superskate Fred Dineage!! Here is a fine example of what the yoof of today are missing out on!!

erm ..... you might want to re read the 1st paragraph (unless you rate us as "PREMIER LEAGUE HEAVYWEIGHTS") "As Premier League heavyweights have the eye of millions upon them as they tour Asia, SOUTHAMPTON ARE OUT IN SPAIN preparing for the new season, but doing more than just playing football" Play the ball, not the man.

Surprisingly big article on Saints Pre season Tour in The Daily Fail. Maybe any transfer rumours from The Daily Fail could have some substance if they are following the club on tour? Love SKD's and SRL's march across the coals. SKD chanting OWTS and SRL giving it a "Come on then" offering out but didn't quite have the right hand action or bouncing !!

Or maybe ride with you in your BMW?

Admittedly a bit of a distraction trying to watch footie, but a few Linda Lovelace scenes at HT can't be all bad

LOL .... did the same and barely made it this far!! FWIW I hope he stays, we haven't seen the best of him by far, and in y mind is an important part of the squad and offers an extra diension to what we have.

Blimey - I didn't realise the girls on Live Chat Lines talked about football as well, I thought they just told you what they were (or not) wearing and that you'd been a very naughty boy and needed a spanking !! You learn something new everyday on here.

Wise move not to have Punch in the front row adopting the squat position - old habits die hard !!

Nicked from Twitter .... made me LOL anyway. sickipediabot‏@sickipediabot24mBREAKING NEWS!!!Wayne Rooney is set to join Chelsea after his wifeColeen agreed personal terms with John Terry

Al Jism (Al Jazeera) have been given the EPL rights for Middle East for the next 3 years - don't know how this might effect on line streams, but their broadcasts were often the ones used early days of dodgy feeds in local boozers and clubs in Uk. Things have probably been tightened up a bit since then I guess though.

Maybe we could get Nasty Nic to do one of these as well!!

As does Franny's moustache - classic Freddy Mercury effort!!

I use Oi Scummer!! as a term of affection if I see any Saints Fans outside of The Southampton Area on non Away Day situations. Hopefully managing to explain that I am also A Saint before they lamp me ;-)

I guess it could have been worse - the missing "T" could have turned up between the "h" and "ä"

Top Work Sir. #eatssleepsdreamsfootballkits24/7/365

Go on give us a clue!

[h=1]Fulham: Owner Shahid Khan wants to take Fulham to 'next level'[/h] Fulham's new owner Shahid Khan hopes to build on the work of previous owner Mohamed Al Fayed. Al Fayed, 84, bought the Cottagers in 1997 and turned them into Premier League regulars following their promotion to the top flight in 2001. [h=2]Billionaire Khan, 62, has now purchased the club from Al Fayed and he said: "It's a very special place. This is the perfect club for me at a perfect time. [/h] "It's the passing of the baton, taking it to the next level." Khan: "I've been an owner less than a day. We have to preserve and respect history but we have to move forward. I'll reflect on it and listen to the fans, then decide." . "The man rescued Fulham [Al Fayed took control at Craven Cottage with the club in the third tier] and had a great vision, which he has shared with me. I think it's very, very important to all the Fulham fans." "We have to respect history. I am going to listen to the fans and decide. But we have to make sure it's sustainable." Surely we took out a Patent on "The Next Level" when we moved MP in? What's with all this we must listen to the fans and respect history rubbish. I think NC needs to phone him up and put him right on a few points.

A Skate Lift Operator maybe

I'd put it down to old age and years of drinking homebrew

Oi !! where's me watch then boss?

Ha Ha. A good choice of a/c to have the lightening fast MLT on it !!

They are all in a Lap Dancing Bar celebrating Luke's 18th birthday and his contract signing. No press invited.

He ploughed 180 million into Skatesmuff, and is now bankrupt. Last seen selling pirated software at Cosham market.

Rumour started by their Mongboard version of Pilchards maybe