ericofarabia

Tsk. You are over looking the importance of The Watch. Schoolboy error.

Hasn't anybody got a mate in GCHQ that they can ask to check all the player's / agent's / club's e-mails/ phone calls etc.?

My money is on The Saints Mug. Xmas or birthday present from one of the relatives.

Maybe an O'Neil and Michael Owen Dream Team, they can do a car share thing each day for the trip between Winch & Shyteton.

Wow ... a blast from the past!! You'll get to see our New superstar signings before the everybody else!!

I'm sure Alps will be able to put any TSW posters who haven't insulted him for the Austrian games.

A bloke went to the chemist and asked for a tablet cut into quarters. The girl said that he wouldn't much action like that .... he said it wasn't for sex, he just wanted to have a pee into a urinal, without it running down his trouser leg !! (Or was it Trouser's Leg, not that I'd mention any names!!)

Make him pay for all the court appearances, wasting tax payers money by repeatedly breaking the law.

SSA you might want to delete that post as it may be deemed Insider trading!!

It certainly is a "Wet Fanny" magnet. But it is also as SG and Dellboy Pete have said, a great way of getting up to date news and info, even if it does come with the extra baggage of views!! Most of my friends do not come on here at all, but it is a great way for me to keep in touch with those who do.

Good to see all your Book Reviews have honed up your skills of picking up on certain nuances and what may be hidden between the lines Bearsy.

I thought SRL made a great captain. Few players lead more by example in putting in effort and getting up and dusting himself down after yet another poor referring decision went against him. End of the day, few if any tactical decisions are made on the pitch by the captain, it's more a case of motivating and getting other players focused on the pitch. Leadership is what SRL has in buckets. Problem is will he be a shoe in every game, or will Lala for that matter. Does having too many different captains have an effect on the team?

Well, for a start, repeatedly breaking the law. Would happily sit on a seat that he has just vacated knowing that his sweaty bum hole, hairy dangly berries and p!ss/spunk residued knob has just been snugly nestled there. God forbid sitting opposite him on a train and he falls asleep and has a bit of a horny dream and gets a semi on and is pointing at you!! Maybe a wheel clamped like chastity belt is the answer to his privates on parade infatuation.

From The Echo .......... However, before euphoria takes a grip too much, we should also remember that Saints failed to beat any of their first four opponents – West Brom, Sunderland, Norwich and West Ham – over the eight matches they had with them home and away last season. Out of the 24 points available against those clubs, Saints picked up four. Well, lets hope we improve on that poor return!!

He should have played his joker. Seriously though, what else could the judges do short of having him put into a Mental Home if such things still exist. Constantly breaking the law and showing no signs of conforming into society etc, no alternative. Can't wait till he has a statue ....er ... erected in his honour in Eastleigh though. LOL

Ben / Danny would be proud of that little effort. You forgot to ask where everyone will be drinking, so can only give you 9/10.

Where abouts is here? "The 100 Club" doesn't give me much of a clue unless you mean the old punk club in London.

Don't assume we know who the hell (or even remotely care) the latest "celebs" out of any of the Reality Show or Newspaper gossip are. I miss many things about UK, but sh!te TV and Tabloid Newspapers aren't on that list!! PS - don't be surprised or overly disappointed if you don't receive a Xmas Card from Guided Missile

Think they have got us mixed up with a bid from either St Mirren or St Johnstone surely.

i'm waiting for DellDays reports from his friends that he must have north of the border - his mates are far superior in the ways of football. ;-)

Not if Moyes makes a p!ss poor start and the board cave in and employ Redkrap ;-)

Yep, all very winnable, but also the type of games we often fall short on. Last season 4 points from the 1st 10 games wasn't seen as the end of the world due to the difficult fixtures, but god forbid we are in the bottom 3 after this little lot at the start. Wet fanny's and bed wetting will be the order of the day !! Might as well write off WBA as we don't do 1st game of the season wins, and beware I'm hoping to be able to get tickets for WHU H and Liverpool A so wipe those two off as well, not looking so rosy now is it!!

I can just imagine loads of Mongboarders with one window opened up on here with "änd it's ...... " ready and waiting to fill in the blank and send, and about 10 other windows open on every sports site known to mankind waiting, fingers poised at 0859, to be the 1st person to find out and announce to the waiting world who we are playing on the opening day of the season, which TV permitting might not even be till the Monday Night!! It won't be me that's for sure, but I am expecting a TSW meltdown!! Hey Steve how about re enabling The Facebook Link at about 0858 just to slow down the board and screw over the wannabe 1st posters of the fixture list!! I predict a riot if you did. ;-)

WTF is happening - are Sky pricing themselves out of it? Earlier there was a post from Sweden or some other Scandihooligan country saying they will only be showing one saturday 1500 KO, instead of the whole lot per week. Now this .... eerie silence from Abu Dhabi TV which isn't surprising as they didn't even use to publish a proper TV schedule last season. Hope that there isn't any change to our set up where by we get to see every game, which has helped us swell the DubaiSaints ranks considerably and hosted many a visiting holidayer or business trip Saint at The Barasti Bar.

Totally agree on that one. Great day out, shame not to be repeted next season.