Jonnyboy

Spot SarniaSaint's bumchum.

My mate slept with a random girl back at her flat in ocean village. In the morning her brother came out of the other room and said he was off to football. Twas Kevin Davies.

Cameron the weathervane is spinning so fast I think his head might fall off...

I showed my other half a video of a blue whale today, she turned round and said: "Isn't it amazing how an animal so big can survive just by eating quail!"

Christ.

Have you reported him? # operation yewtree

I fancy 6th place now

Play like Thursday and we'll get our genitals diced, deep fried and served to us with a sprig of parsley.

Kane's England curse is real.

Hmmm... fishy.

I'd suggest an avatar change?

Naieve from Koeman saying in the presser we'd be doing just that?

Too little too late.

Dire from JWP.

Doesnt sound like he has a soft spot for us.

Who is the tw*t commentator saying ref cant be expected to notice that handball?

Why did Pelle try to score, another wasted knock down.

Although we are cr*p we just were so unlucky that Sparv got space to get a well taken away goal in the first leg. Always going to be a big ask against a parked bus team. Need to get Mane on. And surely Juanmi is worth a go.

Is this for every match?

Spot the Donald Trump voter.

Amazing goal for Notts County.

Did you mugs all pay?

A team I'd suggest our budget could afford.

Match of the Day saying we sold off £134m worth of players in the last 15 months.

It is shame because you can't buy team spirit but in Les we trust. Stagger on, rejoicing.