Jonnyboy

Its a shame the bottom four clubs are so awful, I can't see Pompey getting relegated without a points deduction.

Allah is a f*cknut.

Another of natures splendid creations being exploited by pathetic humans.

Dog must be p*ssing himself as the easily offended have swallowed his bait. PS - I am Jesus reborn and if anyone mocks my beliefs and causes me distress I WILL call the police.

Would we be Top of the League if Guly had not been at this club this season? Nope.

My Nan always wants to play "Spin the Bottle," whatever that is.

On Reflection?

Can't be bad! Living Social deal today only in Southampton: https://share.livingsocial.com/deals/221072?ref=conf-jp&rpi=41778468

Foolish post #14,296?

Any video links?

Ill take that as a Yes to my 2nd question.

Dr Who was good last year - only cos of Catherine Jenkins! (Schwing)

Why do you even follow the Saints? You hate cities and people from cities. Is it because you have no friends in the sticks?

Don't worry Chappers I love you and hope you can maintain this great form. You'll need it in the prem ;-).

And then does a massive preachy post, nice.

Thought you'd love the Downton Abbey xmas special.

Chaplow and Lambert are players of the season so far. Im sure Nicola will bear in mind any recurring injuries when renewing his contract once we are in the prem.

Which Asda was that??

For being too amusing and intelligent for the resident Dunistas.

Yes it does.

See "Dune"

I know its harsh but we need to ship out all the casualties: Holmes, Connolly, Barnard, Jaidi etc. Chaplow has a dodgy record too.

Tough in the negotiation. Tough in the bedroom.

Ahem - this thread has been done before, pls be original, ta. http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?28049-Bed-Sheets&highlight=sheets