Jonnyboy

Nope

The thing with my DIY is it (stereotypically) always throws up more problems you hadnt thought of. Eg in the summer I ripped up my front rooms floorboards (which nearly killed me) and then, grrrrrr, sawed through a hot water pipe to the radiator! - I got wet. Luckily the nice plumber came very quickly. Anyways - good luck!

What if he said Chaplow was a monkey sh*gging gaylord nazi who he'd like to stab in the a*shole with a rusty spoon??

Nah, I heard you were all about London.

Bloody hell, I feel knackered just reading all that. You are re-doing the kitchen yourself and another baby due Monday. I think Ill go have a lie down ;-)

In other words, its good enough so crack on.

Slightly odd.

Maybe but you have to say that Lineker and Hansen have become a pretty slick pairing, I think a Claridge and Shearer combination would get me watching switching off more often.

Shouldnt you be off launching missiles at innocent foreign civilians?

Are you hypo in disguise?

There's no evidence Claridge is a racist, or Manish Bhasin for that matter.

Thing is I always feel Claridge is a border line serial killer the way he stares down all the time. Im sure he's trying not to think about slaughtering the cheesey asian bloke.

Thanks but Dune doesnt go to parties. HTH.

So if Ricky had been injured that would be alright then?

I like Machine Heads cover of Battery

Youve just got to stay away from the sh*t venues - I go out in Soton, neverbeen to Ikon, Diva, Reflex or 90 degrees in my life. Anyway, North Baddesley isnt Southampton but it does have dirty pikeys.

I have been told that Lambert lives in North Baddesley. Might have just popped into his local for Xmas pint and some kn*b started playing up.

The Norwegian remake of The Thing is great! (if you liked the original)

Can anyone recommend a good 1080p 37" LCD TV for under £200? Thanks

Someone had to say it. Surprised no ones come crashing down on you yet.

Just got given a Sekonda for Xmas so feeling quite blinged up. Also have an electronic Suunto Moquito for diving which was expensive at the time.

Well Adam is a local ish lad, and of course he doesnt have a foreign complexion.

Barnard?

Its a shame the bottom four clubs are so awful, I can't see Pompey getting relegated without a points deduction.

Allah is a f*cknut.