Jonnyboy

black coffee?

Erm...rule 1? (its The Arts, thats ok right?)

Id feel insecure too. Go for a 6 pack I say. Impress her when she gets home!

If you were a gambling man you'd go for the lucky dip?

boobies?

Would Mervyn be bothered if the dogs name was Analcvntface?

Jan Poortvlieet?

That's true

I think a Jazz might win out if we can find one at the right price. The golfs all seem to have quite high mileage...

Hi, was looking to get the lady a better car. We were thinking of a Toyota Yaris, Honda Jazz, Golf, C3 or similar with a budget of £3000. Got to be 5 door and economical. Is this list accurate? http://www.whatcar.com/NonCar/361010339480.jpg Any tips on what to go for would be appreciated!

Calm down dear, I was implying that in recent history the higher your rank the easier time you tend to get. Yes that was a poorly put couple of words, and to be fair he didnt seem to get any preferential treatment, but if we go to war I bet the safest place to be is whereever the Queen and Dave Cameron are hanging out.

My grandfather was a naval officer in WW2 so get off your high horses numpties.

Its an obviu scomment but I dont expect the British Playboy would sell many copies...

she would crush you!

People are not lauding him for being a tsunami survivor or childrens campaigner, but for seeing action in WW2 (albeit on a boat).

Flirting is the wrong word totally, but there isa difference in your relationships with mother and father / son and daughter.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iraq/5293821/Former-US-soldier-guilty-of-rape-and-murder-of-Iraqi-girl.html

Yep, fat bearded pig got me there a year ago doing 40.

I was working there today :-)

Can you bring me back some?

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Does he give a sh*t about other WW2 vets dying in scabby care homes in their own p*ss? Doubt it.

Nice, September (as in, in France) and Bestival

Become a raver. Not many people that do a lot of drugs are fat. Especially speed.

You're a legend mate.