Jonnyboy

Despite our large credit card bill we are still one of the richest countries in the world.

There is enough food on planet earth already. Thing is the africans etc have to export their food to UK and America so we can have enormous bellies and programs like embasrassing fat bodies where fatties have their stomachs sawn off and thrown in the bin. The aim is mainly to eradicate certain diseases like small pox was. Polio is only left in 4 countries so if we can make that disease extinct it will be money well spent.

cloud cukkoo land

dodgy link

Sandy Balls near Fordingbridge is good for dogging.

black coffee?

Erm...rule 1? (its The Arts, thats ok right?)

Id feel insecure too. Go for a 6 pack I say. Impress her when she gets home!

If you were a gambling man you'd go for the lucky dip?

boobies?

Would Mervyn be bothered if the dogs name was Analcvntface?

Jan Poortvlieet?

That's true

I think a Jazz might win out if we can find one at the right price. The golfs all seem to have quite high mileage...

Hi, was looking to get the lady a better car. We were thinking of a Toyota Yaris, Honda Jazz, Golf, C3 or similar with a budget of £3000. Got to be 5 door and economical. Is this list accurate? http://www.whatcar.com/NonCar/361010339480.jpg Any tips on what to go for would be appreciated!

Calm down dear, I was implying that in recent history the higher your rank the easier time you tend to get. Yes that was a poorly put couple of words, and to be fair he didnt seem to get any preferential treatment, but if we go to war I bet the safest place to be is whereever the Queen and Dave Cameron are hanging out.

My grandfather was a naval officer in WW2 so get off your high horses numpties.

Its an obviu scomment but I dont expect the British Playboy would sell many copies...

she would crush you!

People are not lauding him for being a tsunami survivor or childrens campaigner, but for seeing action in WW2 (albeit on a boat).

Flirting is the wrong word totally, but there isa difference in your relationships with mother and father / son and daughter.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iraq/5293821/Former-US-soldier-guilty-of-rape-and-murder-of-Iraqi-girl.html

Yep, fat bearded pig got me there a year ago doing 40.

I was working there today :-)

Can you bring me back some?