Jonnyboy

are you a beauty queen winner?

Handcent is ****ing me off as its very slow compared to the one that came with my wildfire. Anyone tried WhatsApp Messenger?

Why are you selling it mate? Is it 5 door?

Some sort of alien lifeform i reckon.

where did you get the turf from?

SHould it be means tested? Would cost more than it would save imo.

what about homeless tramps?

Hmm, looks fungal?

Where is Georges restaurant?

green?

When does Nick's close?

that is so cheap!

gibbering, and imbecile ;-)

Dune just said he wants a British PM to carry himself with a superior aura, in that case us lefties would be ideal then?

Like Johnny Depp once said, "having an affair seems like far too much hard work and where do these other blokes find the time?" (or something like that)

This will be great news, if true, trust me!

Try watching "Blazin Asians 4?"

You can get a nice place as you describe for much less than 240K, Hope that cheers you up ;-)

God, there is going to be some severe wife-beating going on this summer

you have a racist willy?? your loss

So who was Bryan Riggs?

no one with a link?

anyone got a sky sports link?

Thought you were doing the Bettaware evening work?

I believe your avatar must go to the afterlife Asap.