Jonnyboy

If we signed Messi, he would end up loaned out to Blackpool

turn off, and then turn on

Whens the store back? I want my free game ffs!!

Love those. Always used them in Thailand. Most refreshing.

even in the mens toilets?

There are probably 1,000,001 places that are absolutely amazing but it depends on your frame of mind when you happen to experience them as to whether they give an OMG memory. They wouldnt necessarily really apply to anyone else.

Strutting nude along the promenade, sash delicately protecting his modesty, hairy skate perverts a followin'

What are you on about? I very nearly put a bid in for one on ebay. Then I didnt.

Jeez, you're quite picky then?

are you a beauty queen winner?

Handcent is ****ing me off as its very slow compared to the one that came with my wildfire. Anyone tried WhatsApp Messenger?

Why are you selling it mate? Is it 5 door?

Some sort of alien lifeform i reckon.

where did you get the turf from?

SHould it be means tested? Would cost more than it would save imo.

what about homeless tramps?

Hmm, looks fungal?

Where is Georges restaurant?

green?

When does Nick's close?

that is so cheap!

gibbering, and imbecile ;-)

Dune just said he wants a British PM to carry himself with a superior aura, in that case us lefties would be ideal then?

Like Johnny Depp once said, "having an affair seems like far too much hard work and where do these other blokes find the time?" (or something like that)

This will be great news, if true, trust me!