Not sexual assault but what about the time you wore that "chick's" knickers on your head in the bar that time after you'd just had sex. Good laugh for the lads but pretty humiliating for her. Should you be able to sue anyone who writes about that event in an effort to smear your character?
You could've paid a hit more for a new one with five games:
https://www.hotukdeals.com/deals/microsoft-xbox-one-x-forza-horizon-4-forza-motorsport-7-red-dead-redemption-2-tekken-7-project-cars-2-bundle-currys-39999-3094734
Her declaring the End of Austerity a couple of weeks back was absolutely moronic and a massive stick for Labour to beat her with until... well, the end of austerity.