Pancake

Meh. EDIT: Actually, seeing as Im paying for a 4Meg line, Im pretty happy with that.

Take 70 teams. Sift off the top 35 as "seeds" and try to split them in 17 "northern" and 18 "southern" teams. Now take the remaining 35 teams and try to split them in "northern" and "southern" also. Now shuffle a few from north to south to get the correct split.

Apart from the terrible translation... I couldnt agree with a single thing about the "fotos" that was written on there. I could easily discuss every point raised. If anyone wants to pick a few I will happily put across the view of an in-experienced photographer.

Ive been in the paper loads actually. My fame is from impersonating celebs, normally no-mark has-been musical groups. What i do is approach members of the public who look funny whilst in disguise and get them to pose with me for a photo! Suckers!

Sketchy at best that one.

You tell 'em Sherl.

Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here. Their best IMHO.

Do you know his current wages and what clauses were in his contract about relegation? No? then do shut up.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-544993/Football-stars-arrested-caught-CCTV-rifling-barmaids-handbags.html http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/4182761.Saints_duo_arrested_over_assault_claims/

He was blamed by a lot on here for our defensive problems under Burley; and hated by a few for his time in charge with Gorman.

I walking by some of those yesterday. Walking? Sorry, that should have been past tents...

Not bad, he hasnt even "taken charge" yet and is already worse than Lowe and Wilde. **** me. Oh, and its Lynam not Lynham.

Maybe Sherl had other things to do this weekend (like sort out the aftermath of the Charity Golf Day) rather than update a rivals message board on news of the takeover?

*scratches head* Golf event on Friday (as per the email from Farmer) and then working with lawyers etc on Sat/Sun?

She has Facebook... http://www.facebook.com/people/Jessica-Fatu/689213494

Doesnt that sound a bit like Beckham circa 1998?

Old joke.

:smt046

Max Mosley.

Layby?

They also filmed some bits at Canary Wharf back in April. I would guess from the location and cars that it was some kind of "Cars for Credit crunched Bankers" http://www.flickr.com/search/?q=canary%20wharf%20top%20gear&w=all

back on Fathers Day 21st June... same as the British GP. Looking like an ace ****ing day if I can get a BBQ in there as well.

Keegan? Sheiks? next Friday?

The. Sun.