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If Rice isn't fit enough then he shouldn't be on the pitch. He definitely looks off the pace and his dead balls have been pants.

Unlucky to be a tad offside but that came from another fast attack. Just ditch the walking football, England, and get down the wings and get some crosses in.

Good cross and Bellingham saves England's blushes yet again. Amazing what can happen when we chuck walking football in the bin and try a fast attack.

Kane needs to think about getting some attacks in rather than diving all over the place. Norway have just taken control of the game. England look lost.

Serves England right.

Nearly caught out. England fannying around in defence.

England need to make their superiority count. The longer its stays at 0-0 the happier Norway will be that they can nick it with an England mistake in defence.

FIFA just don't give a damn. Yeah they're corrupt and they don't give a damn who knows it.

I like the black socks. Shorts are still far too long. Let's get back to the days of real shorts.

Given the amount of cheating going on in the World Cup that actually does affect real matches you'd hope that the FA would toss the inconsequential alleged misdemeanours by Tonda into the bin. I suspect they'll go in hard on the small guy though 'cos that's what they like to do.

Bringing on some proper defenders made the difference.

Never thought England had it in them. Played lads. Bloody well played.

Ref really wants Mexico to score.

11 minutes eh? Was hoping for only 10.

Kane looks knackered. Good sub.

Pickford trying to be just a bit too clever with that penalty.

Bloody VAR.

Now just a matter of getting a Mexico player sent off.

Good pen. 3-1

Penalty. Now don't miss this.

"The right back curse"? Was it a curse to make poor selections?

Oh hell. Won't be easy with 10 men.

Saka on his heels.

No way do England not concede more goals in this game. Need a quick start to the second half.

England actually manage to defend a corner.