hamster

I once pinched a Pompey fan in the stomach and then jumped on him, pulling his jumper over his head I then yanked out a handful of hair and stood over him asking if he had had enough. I avoided a custodial sentence mainly due to me showing remorse and crying. My punishment? Made to say sorry by Mum and not allowed to borrow his Pink Floyd LP's. I should point out that he started it.

I think that anyone can see the why's and wherefor's of NC's decisions and actions and apart from the tiny detail of it costing fans more money to watch our team, we all know that it is in good faith. I currently have faith in him but wonder at what point he will appoint a proven DoF and let someone else not only make certain decisions but also explain why they need to be made. Parhaps and Italian or German supremo?

XK8/R do anything for you? designed be the same chap who did the Aston M so i am told.

My sister in law married a skate, they seem happy..considering.

Ferry

Lamp

If you are in the airport area of Soton this evening, I have been informed that there will be more sightings of UFO's, possibly as many as eight* all taking off within a 10 minute period. Can't reveal my source but take it from me that this will happen. *dependant on the corrolation of the Moon and Mars (and whether they have any left in the £1 shop in Shirley).

Another good reason why we should join the euro. imho people who can't accept this change (in general) have entrenched views that they are not incapable or unwilling to question. There really is nothing to be scared of, as someone has already said, it's just IOU's and they are all owed to faceless people who don't work on nationality, they work on having us over a barrell!

I really cannot see KK having a 'special friendship' with Lawro, KK is far too hetro imo. Then again, they said that about ****** *****

Mars

A good man is hard to find apparently.

Solvent: Always keep one on ice for emergencies.

be in touch with your feminine side. they love that and always tell them that you're a Pisces, quite a few are mad as a moose and think it means that it means that you are 'sensitive'. that's right darlin' and here's my most sensitive part of me right in front of your open mouth, now get to work, there's a good girl.

Their booking agent certainly dropped a Clanger there imo.

the wrong wand in a bad magician's hands is a dangerous thing. people can get hurt.

It's not the wand Turkish, it's the magician mate.

I like that etrol station. Surprises me that they don't have a sign up saying Last Petrol Before Motorway, always good prices too.

mrs h asked me what I'd think of her if she told me that she'd slept with my best friend? I'd think you were a lesbian I told her.

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me and mrs h keep saying that we will do glastonbury. what is the cheapest but cleanest way to go about it. W

Anyone But England It's all the rage apparently, all over the world people hate us.

I'm gonna use that one next time I'm hauled before the boss. I sometimes go through phases of apologising, I even say sorry when I'm not really sorry. Hope you aren't a ABE?

Cars are like washing machines nowadays. BMWs are the SMEG of the car world. Look at me, I'm big and I am tall and I am shiny with lots of fancy lights and buttons. Oh hang on, I'm the one who you can't afford to fix. BM's, my nipper races them and no way can he drive his race car as fast as I can drive my old banger. Don;t get some people's love affair with them. The vast ones are black so that it makes it doubly hard to see them pull out on you without lights at nighttime. Learn to drive before you buy a car, please.

Tf I read that. I had agrred to take the mother-in-law to newbury. Won;t have to take her now, I probably won't leave my bef until about 1 o'clock, just in time for a **** off roast dinner before stomping down to the pub for a 4-pint jug (only £9.99) of Pride and see how the day progresses. and staggering home