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The club saw this http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?23698-Gary-Glitter and upped security apparently.

Nice knowing you Deppo mate.

I think he'll evade them completely and never be found.

It's worked in the past but of course rioting is wrong under normal circumstances. Ref the taxi driver and Raoul Moot, they were exceptions; cabbie was evading taxes anyway and Moat was inside for a while (ie. exempt from council tax). We're still miffed by the MP's expenxex scandals and, again, there are clear differences in that; the one's with second homes would have been exempt from CT on at least one of properties. They are soooo out of touch with you and me and I guess that is the way it has always been and always will unfortunately. I know a chap who leafletted for the LD's and a few weeks ago he was a guest at a thank you party, a few days later....they announce the about turn and cap his salary and threaten to prolong his working life by changing the t & c's of his employment contract! I'm saving the irony of that one for the next time he upsets me at work. His heart was in the right place though I spose. I'm not sure either that leaving the UK is the answer, the pro's of living here far outweigh the cons imho.

It was. I suspect others are still wiping the coffee from their screens tbf.

Yeah, 3 debutantes iirc?

Not good enough for saints - good enough for you lot though. hth

Millwal? Then again tbf they all got caught napping. I Like JO but got the impression that Fonte and Jaidi had to keep one eye on him a bit too often.

Vinegar has all of those properties at a fraction of the price and can double up as a stain remover. serious point though s-s if you are concerned about the wrinkles get some Anusol creme, contains the same active ingredients as the top selling products, IT ACTUALLY WORKS and is less greasey.

Probably made his escape on moatorbike

In fact you could tempt him with his favourite nosh, a gert big roast beef dinner mmmm. Roast spuds, yorkshires and lovely thick gravy (northerners love gravy). Ask him to check that the beef is cooking to his liking then TWHACK... hit him over the head with the gravy boat and shove his head in the oven, gassing him to death. A Raoul over baited oven. £20k in the bag.

/\ genius

Just remembered my scariest with drink, on a city break in Paris for our 7th anniversary 13 years ago. Romantic meal on the Seine with free wine (just hold your carrafe in the air for refills thingy) and with the hot August air it was not long before we were both in the mood to party through the night. Got chatting to the waiter about places we could go on a budget in Paris after hours and he invited us to a party at his flat on the other side of town. He lived with one of the waitresses and before we knew it we were both riding pillion on their little scooters buzzing though the streets of the city. They were riding like maniacs and we nearly got knocked off by a Merc who we had a race with, waiter-boy somehow managed to lose him in one of the tunnels thankfully. When we got to their apartment we made our exccuses and hopped onto the first Metro home thanking the Lord that we had survived the experience Boy! Were we glad to on the plane home the following afternoon.

Only last week I went out straight from work for someone's leaving do. Only intended to have a couple but having had only had a snickers for lunch I was soon 'mery'. Agter deciding to leave the car and pick it up the next day and proceded to work my way along the hand-pumps and ordered a bowl of cheesy chips for sustainance (sp). Some bright spark suggested we head for town and all that I can recall from that point on is being bundled into a taxi, arguing with a Big Issue seller at Tesco Lodge Road and singing 'Livin' On A Prayer' in the Hobbit. No recollection of getting home but apparently I had a blast. Re The Hobbit, it was my first ever visit and I intenfd to return as soon as. I have also seen pics of green and blue pints of liquid on f/b since that confirm that people who use the place are most probably students who do not know what or how to drink sensibly. btw Bon Jovi was not the act playing at the time of my impromptu performance apparently and I apologise wholeheartedly to anyone who's evening/morning I spoiled.

Is it me or is the drivers seat empty?

Smirker, to get this back on topic. Hedge End you say eh? I can cofirm that he was on his way to that new BestBuy store on the retali park. My mate works there and told me that he had gone over to pre-order the latest gizmo from Apple, aimed at their younger customers. It's since been recalled and taken off of the shelves after Apple realised that a product called 'I-Touch Kids' was perhaps not the best idea they have ever come up with. Idiots, I know but meh.

latest reports say that the thick geirdie has been trapped in newcastle city zoo, sadly too late to prevent him shooting all the ostriches. v sad

Ah, but any traffic problems created could be highlighted in a planning app for Jackson's Farm, no?

Just noticed the accesorising pastel blue belt too. You're killing me mate, please stop.

lol... white shoes on a geezer! Now I know you are pulling my ****er, very funny s-s. that pic epitomises the thread title imo. CLOSED NB Thanks for the warning, I think I'll pass on the golf offer. Now what about mrs h's laptop?

Qu'elle surprise!! white trousers are for wimmin, painters and surgeons and ****s or course.

I gave myslef a shot on each hole and 2 shots on the indexed holes 1 - 6. Why are you thinking I got it wrong s-s, I scored a zero on 4 holes and a 3, two 2's and two 1's. It's not important a sI was scoring for myself what is important and please believe me I am a very modest chap, but I won on what I think you pringle boys call stroke play. Please don't ruin my good day by overanalysing it, I'm sure dubai phil will have words of encouragement for me... anyhow, fag, beer, bed in that order nighty night. xx's

/\ btw s-s I hate rules, really hate them. Did I never mention to you that I am a passive anarchist?

You're kidding me right? Seriously are jeans banned? What about merino wool sweaters with no shirt and a little chest hair showing?