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  1. This would tie in with the MO rumour perhaps.
  2. Didn't have chance to check on here today (DIY frenzy) and went along, nevermind. It was packed, all pitches including the cages and a big group on the grass. Anyone up for it next week pre-WC final?
  3. Did you win?
  4. hamster

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    You have obviously never felt the sensual silkiness of merino wool, it turns me on. As for patterns etc I agree, pastels with a hint of chest hair showing is all one needs to carry the look off.
  5. Why what?
  6. He already owns a thone, a massive gold one, weighs about a ton. It was a gift from a village chief in Africa for his work in getting a fresh water well dug when he did some charity work before entering the world of banking. Cortse obviously couldn't take it home with him so the chief agreed to store it in the roofspace of his hut ready for Nicola to collect once he had made his mark and had somewhere suitable to put it. The neighbouring tribal leader heard tell that the village had given away the prized item and he was incensed as it had previously been given to them as a wedding gift at a ceremony that joined the two villages through marriage following decades of constant warring. The rival chief called a meeting at which he planned to voice his dis-satisfaction and reclaim ownership. A delegation was sent and the hosts laid on a feast. The evening began quite well, good food, lots of alcohol and music and all present danced into the night, including the two chiefs and their many wives. the dancing grew more and more energetic and the ground was vibrating with the stamping of feet and banging of drums, when all of a sudden there was a cataclysmic crash as the throne fell throught the ceiling, it's full weight crushing the visiting chief and two of his wives to death, the party was over and a fight broke out which saw the resumption of the wars between the tribes, many men from both villages died and to this day the UN has to maintain a peace-keeping presence in the area. The moral of this story is of course that...people in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
  7. Are they not tempting fate with the 'This Way Up' plane? https://www.kulula.com/info/aircraft-pictures-kulula-fleet-photo-gallery.aspx?utm_source=kulula-com&utm_medium=banner&utm_term=meet-our-fleet&utm_campaign=plane-gallery-awareness
  8. Orchestral Manouvres in the Dark
  9. snatch
  10. berkovic
  11. Sheppey
  12. /\ Therre was a van parked down Stoneham way a while back that had a massive plastic tank on it's rof and a sign saying how you could "save £££'s if you had one of these". Not sure if it was aimed at homewoners though.
  13. Chrissie Hynde - I'll stand by you. I can hear it now and it takes me to a special day in my life.
  14. Can't afford this but a good opportunity for Stu. Get to work Stu with this venue's guide to the travelling supporter via your new website. Did you use that software ever Stu, hope you found it useful.
  15. concrete
  16. Did she have an adam's apple? If so, give it a crack, no-one knows how to please a man like a man does. If you are worried about fidelity then I'd steer clear though Turk, you'd have to keep a constant eye on her.
  17. lives - and don;t you go starting all that nonsense mrs b, you know what i am talking about.
  18. Did Wayne r also punch JT whilst they were out there getting bored? There appears to be a whoile catalogue of un-professionalism within the camp and to think that the 'father of the year' JT and SG's spat was mediated by none other than previous 'father of the year' David Backenham may come as a surprise to some if true.
  19. She has a step-sister does she not? Those supressed sibling rivalries will out eh?
  20. We went to the Breakfast Club at Goodwood last weekend and you really would have creamed your jeans at some of the sexy beasts on show. Loads of Triumph Stags (like) there which I suspect are quite affordable and roomy but if I'd have been looking for ideas I would have come away more undecided tbh. quite a few Mazdas, BM's, Merc's (like) Porshces (yaaawwwwwnnn), a lovely yellow saab (like) and the most disgusting (seriously) ugly lump of metal that i ever set eyas on - a Roller. I tried and tried to like it but I'd have needed some viagra eye-drops to get excited by the sight that stood before me. Have you considered building your own? Mate at work made a wicked Cobra, wicked car.
  21. Pity you need the 4 seats, I just found this for you: Purrfect roadster material imo.
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