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I asked jos what he most missed from home. He told me that the Moscow girls really knock him out, they leave the rest behind and Ukraine girls make him scream and shout but Jose's always on his miyiyind. Let's go.

Correction. Yes baj. Obviously.

Yrs van, ill speak to her tomorrow. Area?

At a home match versus Dirty leeds a few years ago Sainst were 3 - 0 up and some of the Leeds fans started singing '4-3, we're gonna win 4-3....' I and those around me laughed our sides hurt. We were right to laugh actually as they won 3-4 NOT 4-3.

I asked my younger sister to get me s beer at half time as I had had an altercation in the queue last week. A lady told ne I would not be served in future cos of my behavior. I said that "if I bump into The Queue Ban Miss, I'll Cry Sis" Tada.

CSE English lit circa 1979:

Lenin was in the kingsland keeping an eye on Jos' progress v peterbororo the other night, I saw him at half time crying in the toilets cos although he'd remembered his tartan blanket and flask of bovril, he'd let his knittting needles back in Glasgow. I sorted him out as my mate, Alex, had a spare ball of wool and a pair of needles which he lent to him for the second half. A brief insight into a day in the life of a football manager for you all. You see, Alexander solves yer knitting. I'll get my coat...

It's late (for some of us), Miiiiiiiikeeeeey

That's a bloody good effort actually imho. And it's only the 2nd...

Plays in the middle of defence I hope, we could do with a decent new song.

That's better. How'd it go?

If yer ever darn in Sholin, an yer wants to go ter tarn...don't you evr go by bitten, that's the long way rand.

I sings this every time we get half way across Itchen Bridge, much to the delight of the passengers on the minibus, even printed them some lyrics out. It genuinely get me in the mood for the match and I fear we'd lose our winning streak if I ceased this ritual now, it also fits with Nigel's bus analogy, he told me this to my face. It's a great ditty even though I'd estimate less than half of our support come from that side and even less remember the floating bridges. Love hearing the old heads behind Block 4 giving it an airing every now and then.

To The Sweeney theme: De Ridder, De ridder da da da da dah da da da da

Rudi, Rudi, Rudi is by.far the best song to emerge from the terraces the world over. And I'm not biased one little bit. Anyone still not got a copy please PM me, only 156 left of the first pressing.

Yaaaaawn! This winning lark is getting a tad boring.

Sit down.Shut up.

Chap 2 rows in front of me had a lone rant "youre a crap manager Ferguson, just like yer f'ing Dad" Someone shouted "apart from the league titles" another shouts "and the league cups" followed by a "and FA cup and Champions Leagues"The bloke didnee say another word all match.

I'll have you, you b**** c***.

Tuuuuuuuunes

I know different.

We went trick or treating last night. I went stark bollock naked, threw my cock over my shoulder and went as a petrol pump... Mrs hamster wasn't so brave with the cold weather, she wore black ankle socks and a pair of black fingerless gloves, she went as the 5 of spades.

/\ I so want to see this manboy, rule 1 please when it appears.

Blocks 1-3 will rise again. Best singing and banter exchange we've ever had.