Saint_clark

Nope, the magical p*ss didn't work.

I'm off for a p*ss as well. Good luck lads.

Commentary just jumped a couple of minutes?

Fonte with a telescopic leg? What does that even f*cking mean?

Exactly. Diving into tackles and stretching that extra inch is all very well, but it will exhaust you very quickly.

"The towering floodlights are clearly....luminous here...in the er...gloom" Brilliant.

...and then trail off to lose the game in the second half. Fonte with a long shot, great save by Hudders keeper. Seconds later Alan Lee gets through after a mix up in the defence, tries to lob Davis but it goes over the bar.

F*ck, 1-0 down already.

Pilkington with a long range shot, fantastic save by Davis.

Switched it back now.

Cherries commentary on Saints player? FFS

Cherries commentary on Saints player? FFS

Come on Saints...

Too early to judge. Has looked good whenever he's played. Has played in CM for us as well I believe, so covers three positions.

Dig it up and stick some gravel in there. A few bricks would work better. Or get a badger.

Sleeping in a tent inside an active volcano? Mentalists.

Didn't take long for these theories to emerge. I was expecting it right from the off.

Woke up a few minutes ago and couldn't get to sleep, thought i'd come back down and stick this on. One of the miners in the capsule now, about to go up. Quite incredible viewing really.

Back at you

Yeah, the majority of Hertfordshire born Southampton academy products are Everton fans. Didn't you know?

What b*llocks.

Same style of play as Drogba from what I could see.

Nike Academy get one back, boooooo.

Look forward to seeing the highlights of this one.