Saint_clark

That was an awful attempt at goal, no point beating around the bush. He was 6 yards out with a clear sight at goal.

Well that happens all round the ground, including the Itchen North. I stand in the Northam as bemused as anyone watching people stream out with 5 minutes left, it was even worse in games like Palace when it was 1-0, Chelsea when it was 1-1 etc. Just doesn't make sense.

OK? But the fact that neither sets of fans can hear each other IS relevant. The Itchen think the Northam aren't chanting, which simply isn't true. Also, listening to that video it sounds like it's around 50 people chanting...so hardly the entire Itchen North berating the Northam.

I think Pardew is proving himself to be a very capable manager personally...

It's the way the acoustics work, we can't hear the Itchen from the Northam stand either.

By the way his distribution wasn't as bad as is being made out. Didn't once kick it out of play, and when he was caught on the ball he didn't take any longer than Forster does. Burnley just started sprinting him down a lot quicker than they did Forster.

He only saved something like 17% of shots on target, that's incompetent however you look at it.

I don't genuinely believe this is because of me genius, i just found it mildly funny that i've been saying this is what we should do with regards to Clynes replacement and a couple of weeks later it's reported in the papers. I'm just very happy that someone i wanted us to sign might actually be signing rather than being miles off like usual. Although tbf i wanted us to sign forster for the last 2 seasons.

I think this rumour came from me I have been posting it EVERYWHERE in an effort to get it in circulation. Would absolutely love it if it happened.

No, have faith in kelvin.

Bit of Turkish dancing

Alright, fúcking smartarse.

I think we should all wear shirts, jester hats, face paint and foam hands in his memory. And belt out the Cortese chant.

Don't be sad, it's a time for celebration! Ding dong, Turkish is dead...

What sort of a c*nt circumvents the swear filter? You're a f*cking disgrace.

Looks like we're keeping players on till mid 20s to see if they develop. Always used to be done like this, only been since the 2000s that players have been written off by 18/19.

I think that'd be a mistake and have the opposite affect.

Living in Weymouth, the idea of not being able to stand on the harbourside with a pint in a shirt and shades whilst watching England embarrass us all is just weird.

Also Monreal has been ahead of Gibbs at left back most of this season.

How do you know it doesn't until you apply for a new job, get said job and perform to a lower standard? Try it out and let us know what happens. We could be onto something here.

After reading that article, if Hodgson leaves out all Liverpool players because he thinks they need a rest it's a f*cking disgrace.

Harrison Reed? Disclaimer - I do not believe Reed will get a call up, just answering the question "who else is left".

Well then you'd think it'd be Forster, Clyne and Bertrand, which wouldn't be surprising.

Should shut up a lot of people slating him.