Golden Balls

Paul Walsh knows. http://m.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/hero-s-scathing-attack-after-macca-exit-1-6459743 Also all over his twitter. The few don't like the truth and suddenly he's becoming a zero.

I work on the road and the only time I get to make calls is when driving. I use the voice command/hands free to make these calls. As someone has mentioned, it's no different to talking to a passenger. In fact, it's probably safer as there's no gesturing. I'd say following a sat nav is more dangerous than having a conversation. And it's subjective. Some will be more distracted than others.

I came on here to see how they got on today in the hope of a small laugh. Forgot they went out to Aldershot and have no game today. I got my laugh. Night.

What would he cost considering he only has 6 months left on his contract?

Not just Saints games he does that. He does it every game. No other commentator seems to mention any 4th division teams during PL games. Strange,

No Schneiderlin, Cork or Toby, we'll struggle here. I'm going for a 0-2 unfortunately.

Nothing wrong with Boruc, decent keeper. Forster is in a different league though. Metaphorically and literally.

Can only really suggest stuff that's not suitable for an 11 year old

Really can't see how anybody thinks Ings wouldn't be a squad improvement, irrespective of who he supports.

Now? No. 2 transfer windows later? Probably.

So he doesn't fit in with our system, except in 2 positions? Like I said, he probably wouldn't be a starter but a good addition for next to nothing. JRod might not come back the same player and if he does, he'll be off pretty sharpish. Not said he's there to play in Pelles role, but he's also an option up top if needed. Improvement on Mayuka anyway.

Some people being nobody?

Why wouldn't we? He's an England U21 international who's in form for one of the worst teams in the league. He's proved himself at a lower level too. Also, seems to be a top bloke judging by his charity work. Not sure he'd start straight away but certainly would be a good addition.

Definitely get the feeling he's the confidence sort of keeper. Getting in his back will make him worse

Fair enough. Not sure he's really a winger and we'd miss a lot of pace to pull defences about a bit. We could never counter attack.

Made a cracking save against West Brom and West Ham, both of which probably won us points.

JWP is head and shoulders above anyone at set pieces, but for me he doesn't add enough. Who's he going to replace?

Tadic's corners are terrible. First man nearly every time. A professional who takes a worse corner than me is quite something! Bertrand seems to have a decent cross on him when he's running with the ball. Wonder what his dead ball crossing is like.

Not great results for us but if we win tomorrow it doesn't matter.

Now just need Rooney, Van Persie, Mata and De Gea to all pick up long term injuries.

1-0 down to Tranmere already.

I always liked our EIEIEIO chant. Was really good for volume. Maybe just change it to "up the premier league we go when we get to Europe..."

I'm in the wrong job

That's why I like it. Catchy, loud and continuous. "...Southampton FC, Koemans red army"

Like the Mane one. Seen that suggested before. That JWP one is terrible though. Always wanted to get the Woolston Ferry going. Tried a couple of times but no success. Would like to hear the "Allez Allez Allez Oh" Koeman chant get going.