dubai_phil

You need to spend more time on the muppet show.... That will lead you to Bearsy's 50 shades... Or you should go on a Stag weekend to Munich... Which will lead you to Beate Uhse in the High Street and a very scared Stag...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/index.html Well, she didn't see that one coming that's f'sure

He could be a closet skate though. They'd never be able to think of that either.

Yeah we get that as an attempt at a defence everytime a couple of drunk tourists try and sh@g each other on a beach or on a taxi. We had one yesterday there was no law that said I could not torture my child to death when I killed her. You only passed this law after I did that and put her name on it. That is unfair. (They're still going to line the cnvt up against a wall and shoot him) Let's think of some other fun rules we don't like so should ignore. Your Airline Passenger Tax is bullkrap and means I can't use London as a tranist point any more (it costs me 280 quid extra instead of using Frankfurt or Munich) I refuse to pay that tax, make me a special case. Why do I have to pay VAT on anything? I get no benefit. Why should you lot pay for a TV licence if you have only Satellite and online feed? Oh yeah, you have to do it in order to pay Adam's Salary.

Actually Ohio is no genius, that happened all the time. The most obvious example was the Glazers at Manure, but the idiots who bought the scousers pulled the same trick. Leveraged buyouts. unfortunately they are now so noughties. Ergo not surprised the PDT think they can still pull the same trick. The only alternative to PDT is to lose nottarf to Tescos or housing. At least the few will be able to save a few quid of taxpayer money by not having to use their bus passes to get to Tescos to buy their horsemeat fixes

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/othersports/article-2278472/Oscar-Pistorius-girlfriend-dead.html#axzz2KlSCNReq

Saturday lunchtime means 16:30 kick off here. Barasti (The Official Home of Dubai Saints) is about the only Independent Beach Bar in town. So at 16:30 the bikini clads are heading off the beach to have one for the road before heading home. It is Sooooooooo distracting...... But helpful if it is a krap game having something to watch. As for a Monday night game. FFS kicks off at midnight and ends at 2am on a work day. So that won't happen C'mon Jose sort your boys out for the 2nd leg

Yeah I mean we could have lent them SDR to pull back a striker & get booked once he got past him instead of Rafael. At least SDR might have made more of his shooting chance from a corner in the 1st half BUT, seriously what a cracking CF goal that was (were you watching SRL) and from a winger at that. Hate Ronaldo but.......

Judging by how the mancs sat back 1st half and said after you Ronaldo even MORE achievable. Rooney in RM FFS?

Dear PTS posters. Stop getting knickers in a twist about the Golden Share. TB is legally bound to sell "The Club" to the highest bidder that returns MONEY to CREDITORS. He has NO legal right to worry about a Golden Share UNLESS it is worth more with a share than without. The ONLY value of the carcass of pcfc (insert year) is the land. The land is worth MORE without the club (Tesco) that WITH the club. Ergo the Golden Share is WORTHLESS to anyone except the PDT We HAVE been pointing this out for some time. The FL just made it much easier (and funnier)

Now he goes on about the Football Creditors Rule? NOW? How farking hypocritical is THAT!

Perhaps THE single most realistic and value add bidder of this whole sorry saga. At least if they have a Vet on the premises we can be assured he will put the old dog down in a more humane manner than they have managed these past years.... The PDT are still fighting... Which reminds me Come back I'll bite your legs off

Have given up letting Eric come to televised games at the pub. We have a nice classy massive now. We also don't lose while he is not there.

Heinz Baked Beans Liberal splashes of Tabasco & Worcester Sauces BEFORE heating up Topped with Scrambled Eggs and a "couple"of grates of Parmesan cheese on top Failing that slap slice of ham in frying pan (Not that wafer thin krap that you get in packs, proper ham 1/2mm thick or better. Crack an egg on top of the ham. Place Lid on Frying pan cook for 2/3 minutes making sure egg stays runny. Top with freshly ground Black Pepper & Sea Salt

The PROBLEM with TB's stance is that it still sits on the foundations that the club must continue to exist and play at nottarf. It still sits on the belief that TB has that this will create a better return for the creditors than any other scenario. The club COULD exist without nottarf and would kill much of the hangers on in one fell swoop. TB is fine until he makes one slip and is shown to have cost the creditors money. The Harris bid is (as we all believe at both ends of the M27) a Trojan Horse, BUT the simple fact that the Golden Share would not be passed to Harris & Co is irrelevant to TB's Legal Duty - Best Value to creditors. Not a week when High School failures should be going into battle with Barristers armed with upside down bestest innit banners instead of reams of Legal Precedents

They are doing a great job, and will continue to do so. Credit to Howe, seems a nice guy. And they will hate the fact that we wish them well Until either they start having to pay interest on loans or something daft like rumamafia comes along and spoils the show. After all, with only (probably) a couple of months left on the PTS we'll need a new local comedy source on here

Now that's cryptic. Which first team is down here? Opens up plenty of stitch up opportunities if it's WHU.... Or stalking oppty's for Eric Or panic oppty's if it's MLG down here

Look on the bright side. At least the scandal so far is about EU processed food containing MEAT.......... Surprised little attention has been given to the "what else gets thrown in there?" question As well as the "at least it was replacing de-sinewised meat" discussions

Will they be celebrating an epic draw? Or will Plod be round to feel Rallyboy's collar at dawn with allegations of being involved in Asian Match Fixing scams by calling an improbable result. Can't wait to read tomorrow's installment

No, the Santa suit was entertainment

No not the movie just a promo interview

Here's another that I left off the list. Just watched for the 20th time at least, always seems to be on a movie channel somewhere. Robocop. Wooden acting from unknowns, script you see coming a week away, 100,000 bullets fired at him and not one hits his face... But it is STILL a damned good film. There is one I believe many of you will eventually watch again and again. To be honest when I told him what we were gonna watch the other night, had to drag son-in-law screaming back into the room.... He simply did not believe it could be funny instead of gross and have jokes in a storyline but he watched... and headed off through the airport today listening to Aladeen muvvafvker on his Iphone still laughing... Yeah The Dictator has joined the elite special movies wallet alongside Kelly's Heroes

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2276884/Pope-Benedict-XVI-resigns-First-Pontiff-600-years-stand-longer-strength-carry-on.html#axzz2Kd9CUpFI From the photo in this seems like the Man upstairs holds an opinion on this

I hope you were Happy with that ending

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