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Oldnick. Are you actually Woy in disguise? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2234369/Roy-Hodgson-pick-Grant-Holt-Rickie-Lambert.html

The only place Rickie will be going to play football other than with us will be England. He's already been told to get his Visa for Rio - FACT (Rihanna told me) Oh and Turkish. Poor effort that couple of posters actually thought you were keeping to your agenda. Only praise no bites. At least Alps stuck with the programme

Only after every TSW poster on here read "I am The Secret Footballer" so that 90% of what gets posted can be seen as "being a tad out of date" Oh and FWIW at the time it was posted and was an instrumental part in finally getting the incredibly annoying 19C to make his final fatal mistake and self implode. It would be good to have had it come out publicly though instead of the hungover recollections of Dubai's two finest stalkers. Oh, and Frank. What a let down. After all these years you've FINALLY exposed yourself as a Skate Plant not a Saints fan. C'mon, EVERY true Saint has read his autobiography and knows what he drinks. You'll be telling us you didn't know he plays golf next

Oops sorry Bearsy been away from this thread for a week as once I had got over my hangover I needed to live in the real world. you are actually totally right, but in fact it's even TOUGHER than a no boning in the beach rule. There is a no doing NOTHING rule. No holding hands in publics, certainlly no kissing (not even on the cheeks French BFFF style) and certainly no huggings - not even your old long lost bestest mates. Nope, you can't do nuffinks. But... I have heard "oft related tales" that b1tches of a specific (need to be PC here) not bothered by bloke on a cross" PoV and "from a magic kingdom not very far away" hold very strong beliefs about "becoming wedded in a condition the same as Anastasia at the beginning of the book". However, the "legend' says that while staying in this condition, when they are outside the Magic Kingdom they are not adverse to a great deal of boning. Make of that what you will... Just to let everyone know, these books STILL make up the main window displays in bookshops in Budapest AND Munich. It is now clear that it is Bearsy's DUTY to seek to have the full works of his Opus published under the title Why Blokes need to understand 50 Shades or something. It is not just the TSW Dudes who need to be enlightened, there is a whole planetary population of Dudes out there WHO NEED TO KNOW THIS STUFF. The world has truly changed. No more equality, what B1tches want is to be told things like "If you don't make my dinner and fix me a drink I WON'T Spank you with a JRod later"

Yes

My agenda To have an opinion about nothing but to spout thousands of words on the subject To live long enough to see Alpine get his points across without short sharp and biting responses To see Dalek proven to be right To be online when dannysfc uses punctuation To out the evil NC for stealing my plans for world domination To get MLT to say in public what he said to me & EoA after 57 Malibu & Cokes a couple of years ago But, most importantly to continue to use this forum to find a way to create a multi zillion pound business in coffee over laptop keyboard remedies I would love to have a more serious agenda but unfortunately having had to rely on DM for so many years in the widlerness and occassional beer hazed glimpses of the TV screen in the pub, I don't find myself qualified enough to be sensible about anything. (Which is kinda how I roll in general)

Think we are nailed on for another storming performance and 3 points..... Yeah, matchdayfred regulars - I'm not gonna be anywhere near a TV or Saintsplayer feed again.....

Wow. Holy Krap, that's amazing. Will PM you the pics of my night with Rihanna and Jessica Alba last week

Bullsh1t. Now he's been told he is Woy's spearhead for the next World Cup he is far too important to be seen with mere footballers especially as he now has an Image Rights contract to worry about

I just have so much respect for you. Some of us have to post hours of BS before we get the chance to be called attention seeking whores. You now attract attention when you haven't even posted. Dear Lord, what would this forum be like if people expressed their opinions on it eh? FWIW I am in the something was going on camp and am now in the hmm it looks like something has changed camp. Thing is I just haven't worked out whether it was all Jack COrk & Luke Shaw's faults for getting crocked or if it was Uncle Les

I mean just HOW thick can American drivers be??!

Ah The Buccaneer. Perfectly described as having the flight characteristics of a Cement Mixer in the event of an engine failure. See I am an expert on something "military" as well (Yes I was expert enough to listen to the commentator at one of the Boscombe Down Airshows back in the day....) Which reminds me - question asked by RAF High Command to the Fleet Air Arm Well the hell are your Buccaneers? Under my Bucking Hat

I noticed that Radio Solent have been preparing for next season BBC Solent Sport ‏@solentsport HT in our featured FA Vase 2nd Round Proper game: Moneyfields 0-0 GE Hamble

Which is (also of course) NOTHING to do with the fact that Shaw & Cork have returned from their respective "early season injuries" and have made an impact. (Which also of course means that eg Guly is lower down the pecking order when a substitution is needed)

Ah so THERE we have it. That explains a lot. TDD used to be a Petty Officer. As opposed now to being a Petty Poster :

I'm not surprised he has not been himself since the injury. The surgery he had done on his knee is to blame - not that it went wrong or anything but once the scalpel/arthroscopy device goes in, it is often touch and go.

Out of this lot Lambert will beat him into the England team... No really. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2234369/Roy-Hodgson-pick-Grant-Holt-Rickie-Lambert.html Interesting that some journos also mentioned that Jack Cork's return to Saints action "would be good news for England as well" (But I didn't keep that link)

Dear Nick They won't be tumbling down the leagues to the Conference. All skate fans know that the FL won't let anything bad happen to them innit. How many home games they have left this season? Not a lot of time for the dedicated to say farewell to nottarf Oh. I noticed we sold out at QPR away for today's game. I also saw that our away game at Liverpool sold out. How did the bestest do at their away games? (Met a lady in an elevator in the hotel in Budapest. (No not that sort). She was working on Season 3 of The Borgias. Apparently they have been asked to make the next season of The Walking Dead on the south coast of England.)

Jeez I'm away from home for 3 days and find that Hodgson has said that SRL (& Grant Holt) still feature in his mind for England http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2234369/Roy-Hodgson-pick-Grant-Holt-Rickie-Lambert.html (I am sure someone started a thread on this while I was away)

Oh FFS. Does this mean I have to sit on a plane EVERY matchday now? From what I can tell of the match reports our first goal seems to have been exactly the same time that the fat German next to me decided to spill his Bloody Mary into my lap. Still. IF I have to do this routine everyweek now, the matchday thread can add "The Lucky Wipe off by a Hostie" to it's list of lucky fag breaks/bathroom trips/Nuns etc. Got the final score on the BBC feed on the plane as we came into to land (Could tell Eric had finished work - we came straight in no going round in endless circles) Seems I woke a few people up with the WOO HOO Onwards and upwards

grumble groan bloody chocka block airplane and it doesn't have the airmobile service so no inflight Nuns or hosties pics Y'all just gonna have to beat QPR without me

Here's one for our fishy friends to investigate (no I ain't got time to google) and maybe one of our Dutch based lurkers can elaborate, but was chatting to a Dutch fiteh here at the conference and she said Breda... 2 years ago huge financial meltdown. The entiire City(town?) got together raised money got charged some extra rates etc. They even talked McDonalds into helping put with Breda burgers and sponsorship. This season? Bottom of Dutch League. Facing financial meltdown. Fans have nothing left to give despite all the appeals, they look more nailed on for relegation than either Saints or QPR and pop........ Over to the experts. I just supply the opportunity to compare. I have to go get Listz or something on a boat trip

I love this thread. Just what the Doctor ordered after 2 days of B2B Conferencing. Like an enema for the brain. Now why don't we use Caterpillars? Sean Connery looked good in one

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Oh sh1t, Megan just called up from reception and said something about Rihanna and a Jumbo Jet so she could get here to Budapest in time. Not sure who will find this worse news, FMDP or this thread