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Blimey Hope that doesn't come into use next season. I'd be worried about Rickie or Jos tripping over the Tent when they go up for corners. And what about KD hitting his head on those boxes on the goal-line?

Nooooooooooooooooooo Kelvin needs to get into Team GB not the Euros. It's his only chance at winning anything at International Level (possibly a Bronze)

Although.... Here's an idea. So you need to cancel some contracts eh Trev? Tell you what then, how long have Varney Lawrence and Norris got on their contracts? So that comes to what precisely? XXXXX million? Well tell you what you give US XXXXX million less 50 Grand and you'll have shown the Creditors you saved then some money. PAY for your players?? Now now, don't be silly

On the subject of Not Bad Submarine movies. Ice Station Zebra. That was well cool well it came out (oops sorry didn't mean cool as in cold but cool as oh sod it) Rock Hudson in a Nuclear Sub eh? What a hunk he was......... (Said my Mum as we left the cinema all those years ago.)

What I want to know is which of our players has booked Hamster & BTF's Longboat?

Trousers you idiot. Fecking Batchelors Cajun Vegetable Slim a Soup all over my farking keyboard Meanwhile Saints revolutionary New PL Home Kit for next season. Following the complaints of TSW uberfans, they have decided to unveil their new XXXXXXX Large version first.

If it's OK with you, I think I'll ignore that

Correct, hence this A journey needs a starting point and an end point then you can plan the route And decide whether to take Bike, Bus, Train, Taxi, Car, Plane or invent a Star Trek Transporter. Think it has been mentioned a few times. We're going by Bus

Oh FFS come off it with the BS. It was NC for Prime Minister. Apparently he has this revolutionary idea to get the country's debt paid off. He's introducing Parking Meters for everyone with a driveway or garage, and is implementing a Ticket Tax on all receipts issued by Tescos. He also has a 5 year plan to make the UK bigger than China

Also (as in the case of Liverpool), you may HAVE the best manager, but have an idiot as DoF who thinks 35mil for Andy Carroll will get you into the CL that season

Think you also need to add in Continuity and Vision to that. For example the Best Manager available may be someone who wants to play hoofball when it is alien to the entire culture of a club, OR it may be (as we saw) someone like saggy chops who does things in his way that then tears the club apart even more Also IF the first team is underperforming but the back office / Scouting etc is working well you may not want someone who comes in with a complete new team and tears everything apart

Pah, they'd never be able to keep up with a highly tuned athlete like me. Got the invite, didn't want to embarrass them, you know how it is

I'm totally aware that the ignore button is irrelevant. Everybody ignores me all the time automatically My ex wife ignored everything I ever said My ex Boss and my current boss never reply to emails My sister ignored me on my last trip "don't stress Mum out about her Grand Daughter's wedding" Oh no off she went on one telling me how to get somebody onto an airplane You lot ignore me The girls at the Checkout counter ignore me The idiots at the Bank ignore me Hell, even FMDP ignores me (Hon I am awake at 6am because I need to do my residence visa renewal today, I TOLD you that 5 times this week already, NO I cannot come to the Dentist with you) I tell you what. I farking LOVE it. Everyone Ignores me so I Do what I want.

Hmmm. So what were they doing in Marbella? Needed to have sunshine for a Photo Shoot for our 2012/13 best selling Japanese Language Calendar? Or is it simply some huge round the world booze up?

Nope Try again. "cos I have no idea what it means, apart from the fact that a lot of plastic mancs don't like Abu Dhabi. I got lost when they started comparing Left & Right wing interpretations of what it all meant. There is a REALLY simple solution for those that don't like it stop driving cars, heating houses, using plastic bottles etc. (Yeah like that is going to happen either)

Here you go. Piece of cake then. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/manchester-city/9255702/Manchester-Citys-930-million-spending-spree-to-turn-club-into-Premier-League-title-contenders.html C'mon NC you know it makes sense, get the cheque book out. Think of the Branding value. Here is a summary So maybe NC IS onto something after all. Here is another interesting deduction from the FACTS So research in the past 3 years is indicating that spending huge wads of cash may NOT be the recipe for "Improvement". So from that, it MAY be possible to infer that it would be possible to Improve the performance of a club by means OTHER than spending huge sums of money. Well, this clearly indicates that the CL in 5 years is stupid. Should be aiming for 3 years then

But of course. You are so right. Thanks for letting us all know there are thousands of Man U fans in Chichester, I never knew that. I thought they all lived in London. Amazing. Do they have a merchandising store there as well as the one in Bangkok? If not that must be a great business opportunity. Maybe NC can get a franchise to add to the 300 quid extra shirt sales in Thailand. By the way, what is a mobile phone company?

Why there you go Sybil, specialist subject ignoring the smiley and stating the bleeding obvious I am so unhappy I don't have your intellect

In defence of Lowe re the size of SMS just remember that thanks to the Taylor report we had a capacity of what 14,000 at the Dell? Sooooooooooooo A Lunatic decided to build a new stadium with an extra 18,000 seats. So when our successful Chairman today thinks about expanding the stadium by 13,000 seats or so he is as mad as Lowe? Take that you Nimby no change, look at History bstds

If so, good luck and hope the injury worries are over If not well it was a Saints related twitter feed

Ah ha So they have a big plan then. They are in League One. So they are going to go and find CHAMPIONSHIP players on Championship wages (why the hell else would they want to give up a year in nPc of they weren't on the same or better wages?) Good Grief really doesn't cover it. p.s. I wonder if they have actually got around to doing Cash Flow forecasts yet?

Which is why a new mini city around Jacksons Farm using the stupid new Planning regs comes into the equation. Develop Commercial & Residential cuts down the cost of building the stadium, think SMS has been up long enough for the land it is on to have the contaminated land regs eased as well. Not saying for one moment that it could happen, but I am sure that at least a 20 minute conversation with Consultants/Architects/Experts/Banks/Councils will take place over a cup of espresso in the coming year(s)

I did know that hence the WTF were you thinking when you cast the dwarf

Nope. We're going to be a mega club appealing to the 8 million people of the Central South and West of England who are deprived of the chance to watch their favourite team each week. Hence why we need room for more Away Fans. Remember TWO teams play a game of football, so the people coming to watch Man Ure don't HAVE to be Londoners